In his hotel room: I went to check out the scene tonight. It's like dawn of the dead. I pull up on a good looking scene (Rice... holy shit rice) with the "Stang" and get out for some coffee. I swear they threw their hands forward and chanted "Braaaaaains" Everyone in Charlotte is fuckin' ugly. Everyone has acne. I thought that was strange. Everyone here has shitty complexion. Even the smallest of kids. And I'm the only white person here. Not that I'm in a ghetto, I mean this place is fabulous. And it's not uncomfortable. But dude, I am the only white person around. Oh god. I looked in the mirror. I have a zit.... And a craving for Brains. P.S. Mustangs get about 10 miles per gallon.