Hopefully he's alright. It's 6am and I'm just getting back from a long night out. Been feeling really down lately and unfortunately this didn't help, but I know driving around aimlessly is my favorite past time. I'm gonna vote for that.
Maybe he got locked up for public intoxication or something and his hick cellmate was like "You got a perty mouth. I bet your cornhole looks like a hershey kiss."
j/k, he's probably tired of TBO's smart ass like injen said
he's selling his penis as a male whore to 50 year old widowed women. he has been laying pipe all weekend as is going to come home with an E92 bmw....and a kayak
we as men have an advantage when it comes to situations like this
when people go missing its usually because they told us but we forgot/didn't listen in the first place so then they show up and say... we told you we had to do such and such
nod and smile
i bet he's at the range blowing his retirement fund on cheap hookers and ammo
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