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Who Suceeded on Steak and Blowjob Day (March 14th)?

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  1. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    I did not suceed this year.

    Girly was in Costa Rica and I was too lazy to travel.

    I sure hope I get a 'make up' on Tuesday though.


    Anyone suceed?
     
  2. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    i did. thats for sure.

    i wont explain the story, but lets just say i stepped over some boundaries :)

    chris for the win.
     
  3. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    steeped over boundaries?

    I will tonight
     
  4. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Steak aaaaaaaaaaaaand a blowjob or just a blowjob?


    I haven't had a girl cook for me in awhile. I want a fucking steak.


    p.s.

    Stepping over boundaries sounds like a good story. Do tell.
     
  5. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Void and null. I succeeded on other days, but that is void and null as well.

    It only counts if you convince a girl its a true holiday and she gives you both a steak and a blowjob.
     
  6. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    does it count if I cooked lemon chicken, put my son to sleep, me & her ate, then she gave me some Lewinsky? She wouldn't swallow though because we are having another baby :D Oh, I forgot to start that i'm gonna be a daddy again thread....bah i'll do it later.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    ...so uh why didn't she swallow? Baby or not.


    I feel bad when girls swallow me, but a couple have done it with smiles on their face. I'm like you girls must be real champs, because straight up being on a lean protein diet and eating healthy foods, girls have told me that my boys don't taste so hot.
     
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    Overstepped boundaries ? You blew your boss ?
     
  10. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    lol I don't want my child eating my sperm...being made from and being nutritioned by my load are two COMPLETELY different things in my book lol
     
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    Hmmm...

    FTL. Cumshot in the bum next time then.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    You people are fuckin stupid.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    this amazing day just happens to fall on my birthday. (thanks for the happy bdays... asses lol) i got the bj, but no steak. she offered but she said i had to buy the steak and i didnt feel like it.

    good day though :)
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    How can she offer to make you buy the steak?


    Seriously, in all honesty, I am livid that I have no gotten a steak and a blowjob. Before making this post and after contemplating, I haven't had steak in awhile and god damnit I want a woman to cook it for me.

    Steak, mashed potatoes, wheat toast, maybe a glass of pinot noir or a good beer. Then, and only then, she should drop to her knees infront of me at the table.


    Oh p.s. Happy Birthday even if you are the cock sucking bane of America who won't move out of the left lane.
     
  16. hosmer

    hosmer I made the millionth post VIP

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    I did and I wasn't even aware of this....

    we went to the 99 and I got some tips....went home and she got the whole thing
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I missed it. Maybe tonight if I'm lucky.
     
  18. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Null and void.
     
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    jdm_slut That JDM girl

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    my man succeeded.. but i wouldnt make him a fucking steak. those are nasty.
     
  20. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    THATS NOT SUCCESS.

    Any fool can get a BJ any day of the week.

    Its getting the combonation platter thats what makes this day special.

    I surely expect to get a blowjob on Tuesday when the girly gets back, but there's no success in that. Even if she cooks me a steak, which would be awesome, I still didn't succeed.

    The success is in having the woman recognize its a holiday and to give you both the Steak and Blowjob in recognition of this glorious day.
     
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