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Who wore a speedo this weekend?

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by totalburnout, Feb 26, 2007.

  1. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    ...and who wore a speedo to a party.


    Thats right, this guy.:ph34r:



    WWF Theme Party, for the win.
    Hot Blondes, for the win.
    Being half naked, for the win.
     
  2. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    pics of hot sluts ftw?
     
  3. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    At least you didn't have to worry about everyone seeing your erection.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    oooh burn
    ah hahahahahhahahha
     
  5. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    OH SNAP!!!! haha, that was low.
     
  6. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nope.

    No woody, for the win.
     
  7. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    I would never do that, you never know when some girl is gonna accidentally brush up against you and cause a seriously embarrassing moment.

    Observer: Is it ground hog's day?
     
  8. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Here's how it went.

    I threw on some normal boxer briefs and bought a Jockey compression short nut-hugger, speedo type deal at walmart. I hiked the boxer briefs up so only the speedo could be seen, along with my pasty-ass legs. <I got the idea from a girl that I went out with on halloween once that went as Tom Cruise from Risky Business and had 3 pairs on underwear on because she was having her period, bahaha:ph34r:>

    This was pretty much my defense from having the speedo be see through. If it was all chicks there, I wouldn't have cared but it was my boy's 21st and I'm not all about my stuff dangling infront of my childhood friends.


    I started off the night, with super huge junk that had a sock stuff in it.

    By the end of the night I had a couple of girls tell me to fix my sock, to which I of course replied in a Super Troopers voice, "I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!" since I ditched the sock long ago. Which got a few, "oh's and ah's" along with a "oh, sorry."

    One girl pinched one of my nuts during the night and left me a facebook note that says, "Sorry for the abuse last night."

    with all that said, thats all ground work.

    I get the hot chick at the end of the night. Boner functioned fine, then, even though we were up to 6:30a.m. Cha-ching.

    Also, my facebook has been going nuts with messages and friends requests. People really do like the speedo.
     
  9. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Let me reiterate that;

    Cliff notes;
    Even at the end of the night, which was actually 6:30a.m. the boner functioned FINE.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    You're so full of blinding, metal melting and endless bullshit.
     
  11. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    I wrote a poem to commemorate your story

    Puke
    Puke, Puke
    Puke
    Puke, Puke
    Puke, Puke, Puke
    Puke
     
  12. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Steve,

    You're a hateful little man.

    I'm not going to wind up posting screenshots of my facebook up here, since I'm half naked in it - but I'm sure Jordon on here had the unfortunate pleasure that facebook automatically sends out when people edit their profiles.

    It logs all your recent activity and has what other people say to me. Its all there.

    Ashley ****** (E. Stroudsburg) wrote
    at 11:14pm on February 25th, 2007
    haha sorry for abusing you last night



    Message History

    02.25.07 5:44pm Ian: If there's a next time, there needs to be a bed and early in the night. Its too hard at 5a.m. on a tiny ass couch, with people snoring, and no light. 02.25.07 5:24pm Kristen: and lets not wait until 5:30am to start hooking up lol 02.25.07 5:23pm Kristen: yea i kno we so should have done that.
    maybe next time...if there is a next time and l
    Read it backwards, it logs the message history up.

    Whats your mailing address so I can send you the lucky speedo as well?
     
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  13. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I don't doubt the facebook stuff. I doubt the fact that you get laid on command and at will.
     
  14. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Read the re-edit.

    The girl kristen.

    02.26.07 1:58pm Kristen: yea me and ash kept on tryin to pull your shorts down
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    *sends friend request*

    lol
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    put up a NSFW...so Jeffie can post some speedo pics....:ph34r:
     
  17. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    I tried to post mine but they saved as .php's off of facebook.
     
  18. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    *eagerly checks inbox*

    *edit - lmfao you really did send me a friend request.

    Don't look at me smuggling too many bananas. It was a good time, but keep it on the downlow since I don't want to be in a google search for atleast the next 6weeks.
     
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    MadMaXXX Mad Man

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  20. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    What does this site have to do with anything ?
     
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