Who's supposed to get some tonight?

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TurboMirage said:
you first!
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I think I've posted more pictures of rachelle then anyone else has of any girl.
phyregod what site was that again?
 
got some last night.....made love..........lol and i'll have it again tonight, the way she wants it. fast, hard and treat her like a tramp. Get it while i'm still young! ok ok its my fiance i'm getting it from. god i'm a lucky bastard.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
 
phyregod said:
<---- Got laid.. Crazy style.

Being married has its perks.. you know... once in a while anyway. I get laid damn near every night. And I dont have to work at it at all.

And we are featured on a web sight.. but I'm not going to post it because it is hard core porn.. and it has my.. private parts, which I am not willing to share with a forum full of men.
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:eek:o you have got to be fucking kidding me.
 
pissedoffsol said:
7/10/06 + 9 = April 10, 2007

you = pappa :p
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*OVERMYHEAD*

I completely missed that reference.

And now, as I write this I understand. I thought you were critiquing my math and now I get the reference.

Nah, I wasn't a fool...I wrapped my tool. I hate condoms though. In the relationship, I was able to raw dog it without worries - the ex was super tight too, everything else is going to be like a whore compared to her. :(
 
pissedoffsol said:
and she stayed tight cuz your cock is too small to loosen it up :p
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Its like a disability, you wouldn't make fun of a guy in a wheelchair would you?


...I find it humorous you say that, because I tell everyone at work I have a baby dick. It actually has worked out in my favor quite well, especially when girls gone and run their mouth about what you actually have and it gets all the others curious.

I'm going to send an e-mail to your new office staff that you have a baby dick B. Imma getta you sum arse.
 
pissedoffsol said:
and she stayed tight cuz your cock is too small to loosen it up :p
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:lol:
Damn, coming from tuna-can-man, that's gotta hurt. :eek:

I'm not married but committed, I get laid any day of the week, ...yep I plan to stay not married.
 
totalburnout said:
...I find it humorous you say that, because I tell everyone at work I have a baby dick. It actually has worked out in my favor quite well, especially when girls gone and run their mouth about what you actually have and it gets all the others curious.

I'm going to send an e-mail to your new office staff that you have a baby dick B. Imma getta you sum arse.
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So you say you have a baby dick and girls get curious and want to find out? In turn you get more arse? I use the opposite technique, but in that case you have to be able to back it up.

PS-Sunday was 7 months for me and the girl and I got head sunday, then again today before work(bad week, /wink wink/)
 
sLuShBoXtEgGy said:
So you say you have a baby dick and girls get curious and want to find out? In turn you get more arse? I use the opposite technique, but in that case you have to be able to back it up.

PS-Sunday was 7 months for me and the girl and I got head sunday, then again today before work(bad week, /wink wink/)
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In actuality, I tell girls I have a baby dick and then when they see that I'm actually hung like a fucking elephant, they are suprised, relieved, and tell their friends.

A couple girls at work know the truth, and I otherwise let the baby dick comments fly.

Every guy brags about how large they are so in turn girls don't believe them, or get their hopes up only to be let down. Reverse psychology.
 
totalburnout said:
In actuality, I tell girls I have a baby dick and then when they see that I'm actually hung like a fucking elephant, they are suprised, relieved, and tell their friends.

A couple girls at work know the truth, and I otherwise let the baby dick comments fly.

Every guy brags about how large they are so in turn girls don't believe them, or get their hopes up only to be let down. Reverse psychology.
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But having confidence about it works too.
Never this literal but an example convo.
Me-I'm pretty hung.
Girl-Sure.....
Me-Don't believe me, I don't care.

Never that literal but unless I have a few in me I can't describe it properly. I have had an ex claim I was small because I dumped her and had another girl disproof her.
 
sLuShBoXtEgGy said:
But having confidence about it works too.
Never this literal but an example convo.
Me-I'm pretty hung.
Girl-Sure.....
Me-Don't believe me, I don't care.

Never that literal but unless I have a few in me I can't describe it properly. I have had an ex claim I was small because I dumped her and had another girl disproof her.
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I don't bark up the wrong tree and I don't need to toot my horn.

Its actually humorous for me to let others think I have a baby dick.
 
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