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Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex

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  1. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    Don't really agree with the title, but funny nonetheless.

    10 Reasons Trick or Treating is better than Sex

    10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

    9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

    8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

    7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

    6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

    5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

    4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

    3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

    2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.

    1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!

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  2. Sweet InStinct

    Sweet InStinct Hot Member

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    Hahahha thats cute
     
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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    those 2 are the best
     
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