stupid fucking pos motherfuckin bitch son of a fuckin fucker of all the fucking bastard things to fuckin happen. I hate wind. I fucking hate it. Why is all this stupid fucking shit happening NOW that I have a nice car I want to keep clean????? I was at work today when the closing manager came pulling up in his "perry winkle" Neon, the wind being 30 plus mph today...he opens his fuckin door and goddamn nails my fucking door with it. Fucking shit! Luckily it was on the door protector and not the door itself. He fuckin apologized 20 million times and bought me a pop and offered dinner and shit... He offered to pay for the replacement... I'm going to go to Honda and have it replaced when I change the oil. My question is, how much would one of those cost me up front?