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Why Men Are Happier Than Women!

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Dustin_m, Feb 17, 2005.

  1. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

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    1. We keep our last name.
    2. The garage is all ours.
    3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    4. Chocolate is just another snack.
    5. We can be president.
    6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
    8. The world is our urinal.
    9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
    10. Same work, more pay.
    11. Wrinkles add character.
    12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
    13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
    14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
    16. One mood, ALL the time.
    17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    18. We know stuff about tanks.
    19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    20. We can open all our own jars.
    21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
    23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
    25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    27. We almost never have strap problems in public
    28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
    29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
    30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
    31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
    32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
    34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes


    #35 is so true :lol:
     
  2. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    All true...especially #22, someone women just can't forgive!
     
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    TWISTEDIMAGE Senior Member

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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    #8 is the most truthful thing I've ever read.

    ah the memories in the mall parking lot. :ph34r:
     
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    bahahah :bo:

    good stuff man!



    That's so fucked up, but true!
     
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    yeah i love that one :lol: :lol:
     
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    GSRCRXsi Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    #5 is my favorite :)
     
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    once again a bunch of stuff that doesn't apply to me... hahaha

    the garage, is MINE (too)

    but 13, 16, and 30 are correct and proper... unfortunately i don't have the same mood all the time, and well, people do stare at the titties sometimes... and most of all, i PREFER shaving below the neck. ha.
     
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    hcivic.com Senior Member

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    #28 so true
    she got so pissed she started ironing my clothing
     
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    MikeBergy Blah blah blah....

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    Looks like YOU handle the leash in that relationship. ha
     
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    micah Senior Member

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    because men get off everytime they have sex and only 1 in 3 women have an orgasm during sex.
     
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    2 way street, y0. It's easier for a women to have multiple orgasms in a session than a guy. After the first, we either want food, a smoke, a beer, or sleep.
     
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    mmm food


    MMMM sleep

    lol

    StarBellieAngel, face it, you are no longer considered a chick...
    you just break the rules too much, your membership card was revoked by the bitch union
    lol
     
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    uhm, yea, i'm pretty sure 'bitches' don't want me as a part of their union, but fuck paying those bitches union dues. that's whack. i'd much rather be me than have to fake my way thru life because i'm pretty, or manipulative. god i hate superficial girls
    but, don't get me wrong, i'm still girlish at times. hahahaha
     
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    Or the greater majority of girls....pretty manipulative
     
  16. 94RedSiGal

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    Maybe because our current society with the help of the advertising industry says that being beautiful and skinny is what makes a woman successful and appealing as a mate. Men can be ugly and still considered to be a good "catch" as long as they have enough money. Also men can be manipulative too, in both personal relationships and in the workplace. <_<
     
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