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why men > women

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/one-liner15.htm

    1. Your ass is never a factor in an interview.
    2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
    3. Your last name stays put.
    4. The garage is all yours.
    5. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
    6. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    7. Chocolate is just another snack.
    8. You can be president.
    9. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
    10. Foreplay is optional.
    11. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
    12. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    13. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
    14. The world is your urinal.
    15. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    16. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
    17. You don't have to schedule sex, vacations, wearing that new outfit, etc., around your reproductive system.
    18. Same work...more pay.
    19. Wrinkles add character.
    20. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
    adjustments.
    21. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
    22. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
    23. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
    24. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    25. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    26. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
    27. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
    28. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice
    anything different?"
    29. Going shirtless in public is perfectly acceptable.
    30. No pantyhose.
    31. One mood, all the time.
     
  2. JDMilan

    JDMilan Senior Member

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    what, i wear panythose :ph34r:
     
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    NoJokE Senior Member

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    :lmao:
     
  4. 94RedSiGal

    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    How very true! :(
     
  5. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    WTF are you talking about!!!!! try walking around in some racing boots OUCH! I still have scabs from the last time I used them =(

    pain in the ass to break in I tell ya!
     
  6. 94RedSiGal

    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    What are these racing boots that you refer to? Post a pic of them? lol
     
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    dohch22a4 Senior Member

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    He's probably talking about boots for racing bikes.
     
  8. 94RedSiGal

    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    That's what I figured. The problem with women's shoes is the spike heels and the fact that they are designed to be worn with thin nylon stockings, so there is no padding. Racing boots are designed to protect the rider while riding. I would think that he ought to take then off when he isn't actively riding his bike in the beginning.... but at least, he can wear heavy socks with them. Maybe he got boots that are too small for him?
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    That is...until the guy says something stupid to the women...then all he owns is the couch and a blanket that is 2 feet shorter than he is.



    hahahahaha That is so true....... :ph34r:
     
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    h22bubbleback Senior Member

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  11. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    Yeah, breaking in now mechanics boots sucx too :angry:
     
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    SolLess16 Senior Member

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    HAHA How true everything is
     
  13. 90 accord

    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    this one is soo true.. i mean, i was going to the checker shucks kraigen top fuel drags at firebirdraceway(.com) today.. my dad and i were waiting for the trolly thing, to take us to the track. i look over and a little kid (about 7) just pulls down his pants and starts pissing in front of about 70 people. i mean, he just lets it go.. it was sooo funny!!! his dad was totally oblivious to it, until one of the workers there brought it to his attention..
     
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    97CTR Senior Member

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    27.) right on, liking a chick before getting with her is like knowing her name.......


    29.) the shirtless option should be possible for everyone, as long as you follow the long standing established spandex guidelines. Its a priveledge not a right.
     
  15. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    hahahahaha awesome.

    first time I went to chicago, we went to this really nice restaurant...the fine dining shit. Every single time I took a sip of my water, they'd come by and refill it. I swear I drank about 20 glasses just to watch them refill it.

    After we left, a big ass rain storm hit...we were stuck out in the cold rainy shit with no shelter...holy shit I had to piss. So i went behind a tree and pissed for about 5 minutes in the rain. it was awesome.

    Second time to Chicago, we went to see a Cubs game...one which they won. Go figure.

    I had too much pop at steak n shake and by the time we were going down the lake drive highway I had to piss again. We stopped in a park and i let loose on this tree with a friend covering for me...I swear we stood there for like 8 minutes.

    My friend that covered me, Greg...would always piss in the drain out infront of our friends house, and then he'd do it in the parking lot at the mall after work too. It's fuckin great.
     
  16. 90 accord

    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    ROFL!!!


    back when i was young, parents told me i had tarzan as a role model, cuz he didnt use a bathroom, just a tree... well, they said the caught me pissin in the plants all the time. lol.
     
  17. Slammed90Lude

    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    at school we all have sinks in our room but no toilets......needless to say the sink has become more of a multipurpose vessel :thumbsup:
     
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    haha, i was just watching that on ESPN2
     
  19. Celerity

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    You're an animal.

    That is all.


    -> Steve
     
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    yeah, being a girl pretty much sucks sometimes.

    :roll:
     
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