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Wi'ls Mary-Kate & Ashley Diet Thread

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by civicious, Sep 8, 2005.

  1. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    OK, as of just now, I weigh 160.

    I'm going to ingest nothing but cigarettes, Gatorade, and Slim-Fast as long as I can take it.


    Let's see how long I last, and how much weight I lose (or don't lose) before I give up and eat.


    Cast your votes now...
     
  2. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    I say the cigarettes will somehow slow your metabolism and you'll gain 5 pounds for every slimfast you drink.
     
  3. civicious

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    cigarettes slow your metabolism?
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    I have no clue. I just made that up.
     
  5. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    if you really want to lose weight there this powdery substance that seems to make people thin as hell.

    I think you can lose...7 lbs
     
  6. jimboburgess

    jimboburgess Go fast, Go Cheap

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    :lol:
    uh, they help put something in your mouth so they are good instead of eating,
    160 lbs holy crap you're a fat ass

    j/k just giving you motivation.
     
  7. pissedoffsol

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  8. civicious

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    For some reason, I just got this mental picture of B sitting outside of a WeightWatchers meeting eating a fried chicken and drinking a cup of gravy with a cigarette pack rolled up in his sleeve.

    And a mohawk.


    :blink:
     
  9. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    Brian...hows YOUR diet working?
     
  10. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    haven't been on one...
     
  11. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    yea...it's kinda obvious. :)

    Seriously though, try to eat good food and do excerise as well.
     
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    Quit drinking so fucking much beer, dude. One beer is like eating a donut.

    You don't look like you have a genetic predisposition to being fat. You just look like you're lazy and don't watch what you eat.
     
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    Boom. Got me.


    lol...


    I love beer....
     
  14. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    SNAP!
     
  15. preludebuddy

    preludebuddy Senior Member

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    hey my mom's on that diet...except its cigarettes and a couple pots of coffee a day.
     
  16. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    Wow, your diet sucks man. I vote for good, HEALTHY food and exercise. Are you any good at swimming? If you swam every day, you would be in shape in like 2 1/2 weeks. Can't really beat that! I don't mean Doggypaddle either. It has to be full-fledged swimming.
     
  17. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    i only drink beer(i hate shots) and im not fat. probably because i get drunk and cant sit still though.
     
  18. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Go for it. I give you 8 days.

    I'll even predict that on day 9 you will find the greasiest sloppiest mound of food on planet earth and chow down until you're miserable.

    Ready.... GO!
     
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    smokes actually suppress your appetite. i give 4 days
     
  20. CRX-YEM

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    Why don't you just try fasting. nothing but bread and water
     
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