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Winner of the Darwin Award

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by dveit, Feb 11, 2005.

  1. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    And he still walked away from it... this shit is ridiculous.

     
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    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    :cliffs:
     
  3. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    Fuckers been arrested for DUI 34 times.
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    How is that in contention for a Darwin? I thought you had to be killed or lose reproductive ability...
     
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    Ok how about future Darwin winner? :D
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    how about just another fucking drunk

    thay said the dui's could be double counted, but thats still 16
    wtf man

    and now his mom is getting arrested for his shit??
    he needs AA, or at least a fucking bar IN HIS HOUSE...
    jesus, how dumb can you be, someone needs to kick his ass for getting his mom arrested... thats bullshit...

    next weeks news headlines, 84 year old mother re-arrested for cutting sons throat with lens from reading glasses while they were sharing the same cell in "i ruined the rest of my mothers life" national prison
     
  7. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    thats real messed up. just imagine how many times he hasnt been caught.
     
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    well, 24 years, 365 days per year = 8760 less 34 dui's = 8726 times he's evaded the law
    lol
     
  9. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Just give him the chair now and get it over with.
     
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    Running that much current through that much alcohol would start a fire. :D
     
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    You only laugh, Havok, because it would happen to you too. :p
     
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    For sure, I would explode in about .2 seconds. Electricity + Bacardi 151 = good times.
     
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