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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    WHITE WOMEN:
    First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
    Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

    IRISH WOMEN:
    First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

    ITALIAN WOMEN:
    First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
    Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat
    ring.
    5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
    having sex.
    6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

    JEWISH WOMEN:
    First Date: You get dynamite head.
    Second Date: You get more great head.
    Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

    POLISH WOMEN:
    First Date: You pick her up, she isn't home. She gave you the wrong
    address.
    Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to
    the restaurant and then again going home.
    Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.

    CHINESE WOMEN:
    First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
    Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, Nothing happens
    again.
    Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized
    nothing is going to happen.

    INDIAN WOMEN:
    First date: Meet her parents.
    Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date: Wedding night.

    BLACK WOMEN:
    First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
    Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
    dinner.
    Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

    LATIN WOMEN:
    First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Riunite, have
    sex in the back of her car.
    Second Date: She's pregnant.
    Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and
    live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
     
  2. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :D So funny, I love the Latin one. SO true LOL
     
  3. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    machine Banned

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    Friggin hilarious!! Obviously some of our more "PC" members have yet to stumble upon this though. ;)
     
  5. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    I FOR ONE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS TYPE OF MISOGENY (SP?)
    YOU ARE DEGRADING ALL WOMEN WITH THIS VILE AND VULGAR POST.

    SHAME ON YOU ALL.
     
  6. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    haha im playing.

    this was some funny, but stereotypical but true shit
     
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    machine Banned

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    Politically Correct. I got yelled at for saying sick little monkeys, and some ass pony on here said i was being a non-pc racist. name of gupi p or something like that. he'll definetly have something to say.
     
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    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    i thought i dis-liked u machine? oh well. i forgot what we were fighting about in the first place,
    BUT
    i do agree with you on the gupa p asswipe.....

    he is a dickhole
     
  10. hcivic.com

    hcivic.com Senior Member

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    white ladies don't put out after 3 it takes like 5
    till the put out
     
  11. Tonyd0821

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    and then all they do is lie there like the dead fuck they are. ok, im generalizing i know....

    but my ex....i coulda dug up a corpse and had a more enjoyable time than fucking my ex.....
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    PC has nothing to do with this post, it's all fucking true.
     
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    go for the 25-27 white ladies they know how to have a good time
     
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    never said it wasn't, i totally agree with it. And karnash, i think it was guppie who had us arguing in the first place.
     
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    ya that dickwad grupa p did get us going.....

    truce.
     
  16. BallinPrelude

    BallinPrelude Senior Member

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    That is so true, u hit it dead on.
    No more PC shit seriously, i hear that enough
     
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    :lol: funnny stuff.

    gupta's just tryin to be funny, guys. he's harmless. dont take what he says so seriously. ;)

    [edited by rixxxceboy...er nevermind what i typed]
     
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    2 litre EG Senior Member

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    here's one i have from PERSONAL experience

    Internet Chick from Seattle

    1st date - Get a room and fuck
    2nd date - Fuck then meet her dad and get Stoned with him
    3rd date - there wasnt one cause i got mine... :p

    B - where did you get that list anyways, that shiet is pretty funny...
     
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    i think he likes to force his opinions on people WAYYY too much, and he likes to start fights for no reason. If you say white he says black. whats the point?
     
  20. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Wouldn't these all be "white women"? :lol:
     
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