Womens Guide to Men

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hey everyone. check out this site. Pretty good stuff.. Forums is the only interactive part of the site. Unless you are a writer. If you want to write for the site. Let me know. It's taking a mature stand at the subject guys so no stuipd shit will make it on the site, only in the forums.

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Welcome to the site, the goal of WGM is to educate you women out there to what is exactly is going on in us guys’ minds. On the other hand, fella’s this is also a resource for you to educate your ladies, or just voice your opinion about how things are handled in the ever continuing battle between good and evil. Oops, I mean Man and Woman.

Now ladies, lets be honest, most of you have no idea how a man’s mind works. Honestly if you did, we would never get away with anything and the world for us would end as we know it. Hopefully in your stay, you’ll learn a few things through the articles and men feedback to at least make your relationship, or fling more enjoyable.

Now ladies, don’t get upset at the things you’ll read. The bottom line is that there isn’t a place like this anywhere on the web. The MEN can vent, or just express what they think, and the ladies can learn. It’s a huge misconception we think, that men are actually in-fact the easiest of both genders to understand. We’re so incredibly simple it almost hurts your head to think about it. That, we think is directly related to how women deal with men. Women have a tendency to over think most, hell all things in this universe. This is why women say we’re so complex and that they don’t understand us. Stop thinking so hard, maybe it will be a bit more clear.

You're about to go on a ride that will cover tons of issues men have. Including: relationship everyday's, meeting women, dealing with women, dealing with ourselves and even correcting some of our bad habits.

Guys, losen up your fingers and be ready to jump on this train, now's your chance to explain whats in your brain.


Please note, all the articles here are totally biast. Their all written by men. But if you want the truth of how men acutally think... well you get the point. Check out the forums for feed back sections.
 
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down.

2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

7. Crying is blackmail.

8. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

9. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

10. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty,
would look good with your dress?

11. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

12. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

14. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

15. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

17. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

18. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

19. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

20. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

21. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

22. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

23. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

24. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

25. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

26. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

27. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

28. You have enough clothes.

29. You have too many shoes.

30. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

31. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

32. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.

33. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.
 
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yea i signed up for the forum. I got some stuff to say. I suggest everyone sign up and post your opinions... not all of us are honest with women and this is how we vent :D
 
You don't really need to write anything for the site. Jerry Seinfeld said it best"

I know women are curious about men. Women wanna know what men are thinking. I know women are looking at me, right know. And you're wondering "I wonder what goes on in that little brain of his". I could tell you the truth, if you would like to know what men are really thinking. Would you like to know ? I will tell you. Nothing.

We're not thinking anything. We're just walking around, looking around. This is the only natural inclination of men. We like women. We want women. But that's pretty much as far as we've thought. That's why we're honking car horns, yelling from construction sites, these are the best ideas we've had so far. We're working on some new programs, but it's not easy when your mind's a blank.
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Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Jan 26 2005, 08:25 PM
women are retarded.

That's all there is too it :p close the site. lol
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I've said it once and i'll say it again...

Scientist believe that 99% of women will actually contain intelligent DNA sometime throughout their lifetime, sadly enough though, 95% of them will spit it out.
 
blah blah blah. not ALL women suck. just like not ALL men suck...

...hell, i agree with half of the 'rules' up there. hahaha, i don't complain about the toilet seat being up, i don't have 307598723049 pairs of shoes... i watch sports on saturdays AND sundays, etc etc.

as for brian saying women are retarded that's all there is 'too' it... *looks around* i'll just leave that alone. i know he types fast, and it was a simple mistake and i won't nit pick. because, well, that's what women do all too often, right? :p

sadly enough though, 95% of them will spit it out.
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:lmao: hahaha that's funny... but no comment :lol: :ph34r:
 
jockie,

lol i took those statments and wrote a little blurb to them. it's under gripes.

star, join the site. we're going to need women that see it our way to back us up agaisnst the amazon's that will join up
 
Scientist believe that 99% of women will actually contain intelligent DNA sometime throughout their lifetime, sadly enough though, 95% of them will spit it out.
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if only they knew how much smarter the other 4% are getting, maybe they'd all swallow...
 
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