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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Celerity, Oct 3, 2006.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Ivy league, baby


    [13:22] Etienne Earl: there are two lipstick lesbians making out on the front stairs of my building
    [13:22] Etienne Earl: college kids
    [13:22] Etienne Earl: heavy petting
    [13:22] Christopher: pics?
    [13:22] Etienne Earl: thongs hanging out
    [13:22] Etienne Earl: No camera.
    [13:23] Christopher: not even on your phone?
    [13:23] Etienne Earl: nope
    [13:23] Etienne Earl: nextel
    [13:23] Christopher: pwnt
    [13:23] Christopher: ive got boobies on my phone :)
    [13:23] Christopher: you dont have an IT camera?
    [13:23] Etienne Earl: IT ?
    [13:23] Etienne Earl: I ahve a webcam
    [13:23] Christopher: thats ghey
    [13:24] Etienne Earl: it's corded
    [13:24] Christopher: we have our own canon camera that we use for projects and etc etc
    [13:24] Etienne Earl: I'll make a PO
    [13:24] Christopher: noice
    [13:24] Christopher: doesnt help us now though
    [13:24] Etienne Earl: nothing can help me.. I was present for it
    [13:24] Christopher: was it good for you
    [13:25] Etienne Earl: No, it ruined my day
    [13:25] Etienne Earl: I have a ton of tickets to do and .. I can't

    In a related conversation:

    [13:22] TheSutrix: there are two lesbians making out on the front stairs of my building
    [13:22] TheSutrix: thongs hanging out, the whole deal. Heavy petting
    [13:23] xxx: i bet they're beastly.
    [13:23] TheSutrix: No, they are both hot.
    [13:23] gxx: go film it.
    [13:23] TheSutrix: which is the first comfirmation I've received that perhaps the internet isn't full of shit
    [13:24] gxx: the internet lies.
    [13:24] TheSutrix: that's my going theory
    [13:24] gxx: it's not theory, it's scientific law.
    [13:24] TheSutrix: where atttractive lesbians are, money is involved
    [13:24] TheSutrix: which is no lie.
    [13:24] TheSutrix: with enough money, I can get all the women I want.
    [13:25] gxxs: take any picture you find on the internet, add 40 pounds and possibly a penis, and that is the real life end result.
    [13:26] gixx: i've seen that formula in text books. don't question it.
     
  2. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    your IT department sucks.
     
  3. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    lmao

    never had a better time to use this
    TTIWWOP
     
  4. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, no camera. But it's cute.

    dude, the amount of eye candy here boggles the mind. My building is way at the bottom of the campus, and I'm glad for that. If I was near Central or the dorms I would be pushing out dust by now.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    you need to get a camera... stat

    i think everyone would like to see some ivy league eye candy...
     
  6. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    It's nuts. But I imagine any other college is similar.

    Only being part of Faculty makes for an interesting thing. They hang out with me because they are lost, need some guidance, you know :)

    But it's the usual shit. you see how hot these 18 year old chicks are now adays ? Perky tits, tight clothes, ass like two cats in a bag. I can't take it anymore.

    Can't wait for Spring around here, sheesh.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    ah yea, spring time on campus is a beautiful thing to witness
     
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    Seany-izzle New Member

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    Because you are on a college campus, you didnt think of that before?? ^_^
     
  9. f22b1 coupe

    f22b1 coupe Junior Member

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    I am in a Christian college where even if the chicks were willing, there are "monitors" who make sure no one is coming into the dorms, especially your room. Most of us Freshmen don't have cars here, either. This is definitely not the place to hook up, good thing I guess, keeps one focused. Or, keeps one on HondaSwap for hours each day lol.
     
  10. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    you need to move, f22b1.
     
  11. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    why would you go to a christian college?

    and lipstick lesbians are awesome...
     
  12. EGProject

    EGProject YEEEEAAHHHHH

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    Haha, URI FTW. Stupid, ditsy and slamming NJ and NY girls everywhere. I think I'm going to buy stock in spandex and whatever company owns the rights to those ludicrously short shorts made out of light cloth. :cool:
     
  13. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, all dormitories try something like that . Everyone's pussy is precious.
     
  14. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    You obviously did not lead as mislead a youth as I did. The monitors at my school never stopped me from getting some.
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    the only thing better than spring time on a college is spring time on a community college. you get the broke bitches that can't afford a real college. therefore they are just as hot, only dumber and sluttier. it's the best.

    "if i could get 6 years out of a 2 year community college, i know i could get 12 out of this mother fucker." :lol:
     
  16. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Add to that though: Ivy League Rich = Ivy League looks.
     
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    Ivy league bitches >>>>> community college sluts

    thats like comparing a fillet mignon to a mcd's hamburger
     
  18. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    That is an amazing comparison.
     
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