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gawd im gettin to be a post whore lately
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Originally posted by karnash+Jul 14 2003, 11:04 PM-->TrailorParkPimp@Jul 14 2003, 10:51 PM
oh as far as shanigans go...anyone ever drag raced forklifts before?? that shit is fun as hell
back when i was 18 and working (manager of a company of 3 employees including myself) for a distributor manufacturer in a warehouse....the boss left town and i was in charge. the only other employees were two mexican ladies who spoke not a word of english...i speak almost fluent spanish, but pretended not to understand what they said to me.
anyways i got my boy Ray who was the biggest partier there ever was a job there. the first day the boss left, we went across the street and got 4 40's of Old English, climbed up on the rafters of the warehouse and got shitfaced....
we climbed down and the mexican ladies starting talkin shit to us....
so we proceeded to get on the forklifts, then we went on opposite sides of the warehouse and turned and faced each other....we were faded as FUCK...
so we raised the forks of the forklifts to their highest point, 15 feet into the air, then on the count of 3, we floored it gunning for each other....
i had the slow but hefty caterpillar that was 2x the size of the (nissan?) forklift my buddy was driving...
his forklift was smaller but faster..
so we gun it, top speed, forks raised to their highest point.
the object of the game was to fuck up the other person's forklift...
big ass chicken match, without the "chicken" part.
anyways so we are gunning it, and next thing you know our forks touch and we just collide with each other at about 15 miles an hour
BOOM we both got sent back about 10 feet, and went at it again....
finally i was able to muscle out his forklift with the heavy ass weigh of mine.
then after the mexican ladies were screaming at the top of their lungs we retired to the back yard to smoke a nice fat joint.
Originally posted by Canuck 93 Civic Si+Jul 15 2003, 05:11 PM-->Originally posted by karnash@Jul 14 2003, 11:04 PM
TrailorParkPimp@Jul 14 2003, 10:51 PM
oh as far as shanigans go...anyone ever drag raced forklifts before?? that shit is fun as hell
back when i was 18 and working (manager of a company of 3 employees including myself) for a distributor manufacturer in a warehouse....the boss left town and i was in charge. the only other employees were two mexican ladies who spoke not a word of english...i speak almost fluent spanish, but pretended not to understand what they said to me.
anyways i got my boy Ray who was the biggest partier there ever was a job there. the first day the boss left, we went across the street and got 4 40's of Old English, climbed up on the rafters of the warehouse and got shitfaced....
we climbed down and the mexican ladies starting talkin shit to us....
so we proceeded to get on the forklifts, then we went on opposite sides of the warehouse and turned and faced each other....we were faded as FUCK...
so we raised the forks of the forklifts to their highest point, 15 feet into the air, then on the count of 3, we floored it gunning for each other....
i had the slow but hefty caterpillar that was 2x the size of the (nissan?) forklift my buddy was driving...
his forklift was smaller but faster..
so we gun it, top speed, forks raised to their highest point.
the object of the game was to fuck up the other person's forklift...
big ass chicken match, without the "chicken" part.
anyways so we are gunning it, and next thing you know our forks touch and we just collide with each other at about 15 miles an hour
BOOM we both got sent back about 10 feet, and went at it again....
finally i was able to muscle out his forklift with the heavy ass weigh of mine.
then after the mexican ladies were screaming at the top of their lungs we retired to the back yard to smoke a nice fat joint.
How can you call me a fucktard and then post this shit huh?
Originally posted by khrisb@Jul 15 2003, 06:13 PM
That was "Marnash" not karnash.
Originally posted by khrisb@Jul 15 2003, 06:13 PM
That was "Marnash" not karnash.
anyway
I work at a hotel, and one day me and my friend taped a bunch of
Cardboard boxes together and duct taped sheets to the walls.
We taped ourselves breakdancing...On the clock.
We (same friend) jumped off the roof one day.
(2 story hotel)
We've hooked up both of our stereo systems on the clock.
Too many to mention.