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worst way to get dumped

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    So, one day... a guy was sick & his girlfriend had come over to fix

    him up... so she brought some soup, brownies, & a tape with

    some re-runs of the Simpson's... she makes the soup & sets

    everything on a table next to him & pops in the Simpson's... he

    eats the soup & watches the Simpson's... his girlfriend says that

    she's got to go to meet a friend. so she leaves & he breaks out

    the brownies... he finishes them right as the Simpson's get over...

    right after the Simpson's end, it cuts to a scene with his girlfriend

    sucking another guy's dick!!! She finishes, smiles, & she spits it into a bowl of BROWNIE mix & says "u just got dumped"...
     
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    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    old.
     
  3. Battle Pope

    Battle Pope New Member

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    I had heard it in the form of a very cruel "dear john" letter.
     
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    ripperbone angry bear

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    i would be pissed if the happened to me, i would have to find something to get back at her
     
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    b204dr Senior Member

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    id buy some shampoo and make sure to bust mad nut in it and give it to her to wash her nappy ass hair with maybe the extra sticky would help straighten it out
     
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    trappd-in-859 New Member

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    Bitch would be in ALOT of pain if she did that to me.
     
  7. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    If true, he was obviously being a dick to her and deserved it.

    If a chick did that to me, I would be more proud of her creativeness than pissed about the whole cum in the brownies thing.. although that would be a bit disturbing.

    It would just make me want her more.. but I'm all weird like that.

    **edit**

    Truth be told, I would probably die of laughter from being pwnt so bad.
     
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    a string of bad events would happen to her if that was me.
     
  9. Estorvito

    Estorvito Soy Boricua

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    ^^^bahahhaha.... you silly,.....I agree though.... :fosho2:
     
  10. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    :huh: :blink:

    dude, you're gay...
     
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    a long string of painful mind altering things
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    i guess i would be in jail for a while.....i would get all my big black friends and let them have a go at her while she is in a G hole....
     
  13. Estorvito

    Estorvito Soy Boricua

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    nahhh..i dunno...I would probably kill the bitch.... :p
     
  14. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    If I had a nickle for every time you claimed something or someone was gay, I'd have like.. 8 bucks or something.. But still, you do it way too often.

    What the hell would YOU do, seriously.. "I'd kill the bitch" is not a valid answer, unless you have a history of killin' bitches...

    I'd record some interesting show, tack her ending on, cut the "you just got dumped" part and leave it on her parrent's porch with some fresh baked brownies.

    But thats just me.
     
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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    integraslut78 Stylus DJ Extraordinaire

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    Thats a rough way to end a relationship. Obviously it was not a good one.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    yeah... id have like 3 or 4 tanks of gas if you take into account my join date. :D
     
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    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    Hahah, thats horrible
     
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    Id kick that bitch in the teeth
     
  20. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    Why kick her in the teeth or get her gangbanged...

    I'd just hack my way through the local medical records and change them to say the new boyfriend was HIV positive.

    All I'd do is wait for the sob story phone call from her... and hang up.
     
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