worst way to get dumped

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So, one day... a guy was sick & his girlfriend had come over to fix

him up... so she brought some soup, brownies, & a tape with

some re-runs of the Simpson's... she makes the soup & sets

everything on a table next to him & pops in the Simpson's... he

eats the soup & watches the Simpson's... his girlfriend says that

she's got to go to meet a friend. so she leaves & he breaks out

the brownies... he finishes them right as the Simpson's get over...

right after the Simpson's end, it cuts to a scene with his girlfriend

sucking another guy's dick!!! She finishes, smiles, & she spits it into a bowl of BROWNIE mix & says "u just got dumped"...
 
i would be pissed if the happened to me, i would have to find something to get back at her
 
id buy some shampoo and make sure to bust mad nut in it and give it to her to wash her nappy ass hair with maybe the extra sticky would help straighten it out
 
If true, he was obviously being a dick to her and deserved it.

If a chick did that to me, I would be more proud of her creativeness than pissed about the whole cum in the brownies thing.. although that would be a bit disturbing.

It would just make me want her more.. but I'm all weird like that.

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Truth be told, I would probably die of laughter from being pwnt so bad.
 
Originally posted by phyregod@Sep 23 2005, 03:28 PM
If true, he was obviously being a dick to her and deserved it.

If a chick did that to me, I would be more proud of her creativeness than pissed about the whole cum in the brownies thing.. although that would be a bit disturbing.

It would just make me want her more.. but I'm all weird like that.

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Truth be told, I would probably die of laughter from being pwnt so bad.
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^^^bahahhaha.... you silly,.....I agree though.... :fosho2:
 
Originally posted by phyregod@Sep 23 2005, 03:28 PM
If true, he was obviously being a dick to her and deserved it.

If a chick did that to me, I would be more proud of her creativeness than pissed about the whole cum in the brownies thing.. although that would be a bit disturbing.

It would just make me want her more.. but I'm all weird like that.

**edit**

Truth be told, I would probably die of laughter from being pwnt so bad.
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:huh: :blink:

dude, you're gay...
 
Originally posted by Seany-izzle@Sep 23 2005, 02:30 PM
a string of bad events would happen to her if that was me.
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a long string of painful mind altering things
 
i guess i would be in jail for a while.....i would get all my big black friends and let them have a go at her while she is in a G hole....
 
Originally posted by pissedoffsol+Sep 23 2005, 02:35 PM-->
pissedoffsol @ Sep 23 2005 said:
phyregod
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pissedoffsol @ Sep 23 2005 said:
@Sep 23 2005, 03:28 PM
If true, he was obviously being a dick to her and deserved it.

If a chick did that to me, I would be more proud of her creativeness than pissed about the whole cum in the brownies thing..  although that would be a bit disturbing.

It would just make me want her more..  but I'm all weird like that.

**edit**

Truth be told, I would probably die of laughter from being pwnt so bad.
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:huh: :blink:

dude, you're gay...
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If I had a nickle for every time you claimed something or someone was gay, I'd have like.. 8 bucks or something.. But still, you do it way too often.

What the hell would YOU do, seriously.. "I'd kill the bitch" is not a valid answer, unless you have a history of killin' bitches...

I'd record some interesting show, tack her ending on, cut the "you just got dumped" part and leave it on her parrent's porch with some fresh baked brownies.

But thats just me.
 
Thats a rough way to end a relationship. Obviously it was not a good one.
 
Originally posted by phyregod+Sep 23 2005, 02:52 PM-->
phyregod @ Sep 23 2005 said:
Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Sep 23 2005, 02:35 PM
phyregod
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phyregod @ Sep 23 2005 said:
@Sep 23 2005, 03:28 PM
If true, he was obviously being a dick to her and deserved it.

If a chick did that to me, I would be more proud of her creativeness than pissed about the whole cum in the brownies thing.. although that would be a bit disturbing.

It would just make me want her more.. but I'm all weird like that.

**edit**

Truth be told, I would probably die of laughter from being pwnt so bad.
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:huh: :blink:

dude, you're gay...
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If I had a nickle for every time you claimed something or someone was gay, I'd have like.. 8 bucks or something..
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yeah... id have like 3 or 4 tanks of gas if you take into account my join date. :D
 
Why kick her in the teeth or get her gangbanged...

I'd just hack my way through the local medical records and change them to say the new boyfriend was HIV positive.

All I'd do is wait for the sob story phone call from her... and hang up.
 
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