would you pay $20...

[SlushboxTeggy]

Originally posted by E_SolSi@Jul 14 2005, 12:51 AM
lol... this is gunna suck

then for the tazer:
750,000v
i will be taking a hit to each of the recommended areas
kidney area
under arm area
collar bone neck area

not that bad. ive done it for nothing with an illegal taser(fbi grade, citizens cant get it legally). i was drunk as shit tho.

then the grand finale
i will tazer myself in the junk with the 750,000v tazer

*** nothing potentially lethal, or permanantly damaging..

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have fun with that one. and that may be permanantly damaging. you should get a sperm count analysis before and after. that would be real educational."does a taze to the sack actually reduce sperm count?" haha

 

[jamesA]

Originally posted by sLuShBoXtEgGy@Jul 14 2005, 10:14 PM

then the grand finale
i will tazer myself in the junk with the 750,000v tazer

*** nothing potentially lethal, or permanantly damaging..

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have fun with that one. and that may be permanantly damaging. you should get a sperm count analysis before and after. that would be real educational."does a taze to the sack actually reduce sperm count?" haha

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E has exclaimed over and over that he wants no children, so I don't think he cares. But yeah that would be educational

 

[Airjockie]

a new form of birthcontrol?!?!?!?

 

[E_SolSi]

hmmmmmmmmm

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

how about eating something totally gross?

 

[civicious]

Originally posted by adnoh+Jul 14 2005, 11:45 AM-->

Originally posted by civicious@Jul 14 2005, 05:44 AM
adnoh

@Jul 13 2005, 10:57 PM
1) Drinking beer from a garden hose that is stuck up his ass.
2) Getting shot by a potato gun, point blank in the ass.
4) Getting buck naked, getting on all fours, lubing up his ass, shoving a roman candle up his ass and firing off 10 balls.

I think your buddy Josh might just be gay.

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Maybe Bi, but he has a super hot girlfriend who does crazy shit as well....

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No, dude. There is no such thing as a 'bi' guy. If you enjoy having anything other than poop in your butt, you're gay. Period, end of story.

edit: scratch 'enjoy'....if you have anything other than poop in your butt at any given time, you are gay.

 

[Battle Pope]

wahahahahaha

+1omg!!!

 

[phyregod]

Originally posted by Celerity@Jul 14 2005, 12:53 PM
Funny until it stops his heart. We've already almost lost E, let's not seal the deal.

-> Steve

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How'd we almost lose him? I'm new 'round this place...

 

[posol]

bike accident

 

[khrisb]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Jul 15 2005, 01:08 PM
bike accident

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???

 

[Celerity]

What if this shock to the testes actually hyper-produces sperm and raises his chances ? What if after that his kids have superpowers?

Ever see the movie "Powder" ?


-> Steve

 

[posol]

doesn't matter. e doesn't get laid either...

 

[civicious]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Jul 15 2005, 01:54 PM
doesn't matter. e doesn't get laid either...

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right up there with B

 

[E_SolSi]

Originally posted by civicious+Jul 15 2005, 03:03 PM-->

pissedoffsol

@Jul 15 2005, 01:54 PM
doesn't matter. e doesn't get laid either...

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right up there with B

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hardly

 

[reckedracing]

If you want some more footage, we have vids of my buddy Josh doing each of the following:

1) Drinking beer from a garden hose that is stuck up his ass.
2) Getting shot by a potato gun, point blank in the ass.
3) Sniffing a line of salt, followed by a line of pepper, followed by a line of malt vinegar.
4) Getting buck naked, getting on all fours, lubing up his ass, shoving a roman candle up his ass and firing off 10 balls.


My roomate Dave:
1) shotgunning 10 beer cans, smelling a fart, and puking all over the place.
2) Pissing on my buddy Ian's leg.


Interested?  I'd have to find them, but i think Ive got them. hahahaha

uhhhh...
new petition...
the great wall of america...

to keep these crazy fuckers out...
jesus, thats just a bit too much...

i'll throw in 20 if you get him getting smacked by fat chicks on video...
any refrence to hogging, either attempting to go hogging, actually accomplishing going hogging, or getting brutally beaten down by a hog would get me on board...

 

[PhyRe]

15 shipped for 60 min. and something has to blow up. hopefully not a testie