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wow, craziest news story in a while. female astronaut stalker

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by get_nick, Feb 6, 2007.

  1. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    wow, this is weird. check out this article about a femal astronaut trying to kill a bitch.

    Astronaut arrested on attempted kidnapping charges - CNN.com

    booty call ho

    what the fuck, is this "sin city" or something. this bitch is nuts.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    i heard about this on the radio

    she'd be good for some special ops if she weren't completely fucking crazy
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    It's an astro-3way love triangle. Or in JPL Terms, an off-calibration 3 vector spatial relationship.
     
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    She must have been a blast to work with on the ISS. :huh:
     
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    "Nowak drove almost 1,000 miles from Houston, Texas, to Orlando on Monday to confront Shipman about her alleged relationship with Oefelein, according to a police report."

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    "Nowak wore a diaper during the 14-hour drive so that she wouldn't have to stop for bathroom breaks, the report said. Astronauts wear what NASA calls maximum-absorbency garments to collect their waste during space travel."


    That's fucking hysterical
     
  6. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    all over some dick. she's even married to. thats the funny part. they weren't even in an exclusive relationship.
     
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    Hahahahahahahaha! That's grand... I want me some =P
     
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    "YOU BITCH!"

    "YOU'RE A BITCH!"

    "FUCK YOU AND GET AWAY FROM MY MAN!"

    "WHO'S gonna make me, slut?"

    "I AM ! I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your throat!"

    "OH YEAH? ! OH... uh hey, I've been wondering, and I didn't want to say anything, but you kinda smell like the psyche ward at John's Hopkins 2 hours after dinner... you.. you smell that?"

    "Oh.. uh.. yeah.. sorry about that. I'm a .. wearing a diaper"

    "ooh.... yeah.."
     
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