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Wtf fleas!!!!

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Cashizslick, Jul 19, 2009.

  1. Cashizslick

    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    Im a broker in nyc. I scam people on apartments. Is this what i get?

    I must have brought these little bastards into my apt after work. This sux. Been showing apts for a long time and this is the 1st occurrence of any type of bug in my apt.

    I took all my bed blankets and shit to the Laundromat.

    I bought this and sprayed the shit out of my mattress :

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    Then i dropped one of these :

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    Im at a starbucks on wifi while the bomb's do their trick. Hopefully my campaign of "shock and awe" utterly defeats the fleas and leaves them w/no will to continue.

    I plan to spray my bed & apt with the spray every day just before i go to work until the bottle is empty.

    I am the cleanest person I know. My place is immaculate. This sux. :eek:
     
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    92stoccord Big Member VIP

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    Elaborate on the scamming thing plz?
     
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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    He either has a college degree, or makes his clients sign lengthy contracts. Ergo, he takes advantage of people.
     
  4. Cashizslick

    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    Well i am providing people with a necessary service they cannot perform themselves. I am allowed by the state to charge whatever I want.
     
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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    Just giving you crap. Anybody who makes any serious money is taking advantage of someone else. It's just how the system works.
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Go easy on the bed man... You should have it professionally cleaned or replaced now.. You don't want to be sleeping in raid.. That shit will leach into your skin and poison you.
     
  7. Cashizslick

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    Yeah man im somewhat worried about that. I only sprayed the mattress and I wont be sleeping on it for another 12 hrs. Sheets & blankets are at the laundromat as i type this. Ill sleep with pants & a long sleeve shirt for the next few weeks. Any sex I plan on having will be either in my livingrm or at her place. Poisoning your date's probably nerfs your chances of getting breakfast.

    Right now the fogger is going and I have the ac & a box fan running in the room. Hopefully the chemicals get all over everything and the room vents by the time i come back. I want to kill these things before they make my life hell.
     
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    you can get zippered vinyl mattress covers if you are worried.
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    or find a GF, and stay at her place for a while....
     
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    Ever slept on one of those? I stayed at a hotel (a high end one, mind you) that had a stealthy version of it on their bed. Couldn't hear it or feel it, but it made you sweat like crazy. I checked the next morning and found it. It was horrible.
     
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    ^^ I agree, it was horrible. If it were me, I would buy a new mattress. But that's just me.
     
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    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    How about flipping the mattress? Or did you spray the whole thing?
     
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    yeah, I would use this as an excuse to buy a new mattress. maybe one with that astronaut foam in it. them thangs is nice.
     
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    flees are a bitch to get to go away..you will be lucky if you can get them before they multiply..once the eggs are laid..its game over..you will just have to wait till winter
     
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    how long ago did you notice them?
     
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    2 days ago i saw 1 flee. I have had zero bites. Today i saw 2 more and freaked the fuck out.


    Sprayed the mattress pretty well. Washed all the bedding. Wondering if i should also spray the bedding . . . . . probably wont do that tonite.

    If i see more fleas ill spray the bedding i washed today tomorrow and set off another bomb when i leave for work lol.
     
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    LOL i just found like 10 dead fleas.

    Genocide.
     
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    I am laughing my ass off reading this thread. Win. :thumbsup:

    Now go wash all of your dishes, pots, pans, silverware, counters, appliances, floors, every surface that you touch.. because its all coated in poison.
     
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    Well also with fleas, Home depot sells some Flea killer that comes in a gallon jug and has a pull out squeeze sprayer. white and red in color. I cant remember who makes it, but you take this stuff and spray in a stream all around your walls and mist spray it on your floors alone. My dog brought in serious amounts of fleas one day and it was hell. We did that process about every other 2 days. for about 2 weeks. till all the eggs and fleas were gone. Good luck
     
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    FUCKING bULLSHiT

    I just saw a live one. I killed that fucker. Hes dead. Im doing another bomb tomorrow just to be on the safe side.

    IF this lingering poison can potentially harm me . . . it will definitely kill any stragglers right?
     
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