wtf?!?! ouch..

[eg6sir]

what the hell are people thinking these days

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/5058/Pencil_In_Penis

 

[Celerity]

I happen to have a piece of Alien Technology that I found in a field in New Jersey when I was 12. This device, as far as I can tell, Will bring me 27 minutes and 40 seconds backward in time, But it will only work once


Thanks for making me use it, asshole.

 

[civicious]

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

so it was when the pencil became lodged IN HIS BLADDER that he realized something was wrong...

wow...

 

[MugenCRX]

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

ouch....just....ouch.

 

[reikoshea]

im just totally flabbergasted by these stories every time.

 

[tylonalsnifnfool]

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I happen to have a piece of Alien Technology that I found in a field in New Jersey when I was 12. This device, as far as I can tell, Will bring me 27 minutes and 40 seconds backward in time, But it will only work once


Thanks for making me use it, asshole.

I don't get it?
You want your 27:40 back?
Is that how long it took you to read that?

 

[erebunicrx]

 

[StealthMode]

Who in the HELL does something like that? Fucking Serbians.....