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Originally posted by 92CivicCx@Nov 17 2004, 04:38 PM
he would drive e's insight
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no way would Jesus fit in an insight
and even if he could fit in any car, how the fuck is he gunna drive it with his hands and feet nailed into the cross (not exactly a good driving position, ya know???)
 
What would Jesus drive?

His fist through the roof of your car!!


Jesus would drive a gigantic Hummer! Ten-thousand gallon fuel tank! Equipped with fuel nipples so the other cars on the road can suckle from your massive car-teets!

Can't remember the comedian who said that. :)
 
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