Yet Another Blonde Joke :d

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>> > A blonde was driving home and got caught in a really bad hail storm.
>> >
>> > Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a
>> > repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided
>> > to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the
>> > tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
>> >
>> > So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and
>> > started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened.
>> > She blew a little harder,and still nothing happened.
>> >
>> > Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you
>> > doing? "The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed
>> > her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop
>> > out.
>> >
>> > Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,
>> > "HELLLLLOOOOO ... you need to roll up the windows first!"
 
So THAT'S why everyone was doing that in their driveways after Dallas got hit really hard a few months ago...

:lol:
 
Wow, my mom told me that joke like 2 years ago. I thought B always was aheard of everyone else. -_- Still funny though! :lol:
 
Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Jun 10 2003, 12:22 AM
>> > A blonde was driving home and got caught in a really bad hail storm.
>> >
>> > Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a
>> > repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided
>> > to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the
>> > tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
>> >
>> > So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and
>> > started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened.
>> > She blew a little harder,and still nothing happened.
>> >
>> > Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you
>> > doing? "The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed
>> > her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop
>> > out.
>> >
>> > Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,
>> > "HELLLLLOOOOO ... you need to roll up the windows first!"
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At least she didn't burn her lips haha!
 
Originally posted by Afipunk21@Jun 10 2003, 12:53 AM
What do a bleach blonde and an airplane have in common?



They both have a black box.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Originally posted by wildbillhatchbac@Jun 10 2003, 11:36 PM
from Kelly once again :p
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the official promoter of blonde jokes it seems :)
 
what does a blonde and a sliding glass door have in common?



the more you bang 'em the looser they get :ph34r:
 
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