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Yet Another Blonde Joke :d

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    >> > A blonde was driving home and got caught in a really bad hail storm.
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    >> > Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a
    >> > repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided
    >> > to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the
    >> > tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
    >> >
    >> > So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and
    >> > started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened.
    >> > She blew a little harder,and still nothing happened.
    >> >
    >> > Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you
    >> > doing? "The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed
    >> > her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop
    >> > out.
    >> >
    >> > Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,
    >> > "HELLLLLOOOOO ... you need to roll up the windows first!"
     
  2. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    So THAT'S why everyone was doing that in their driveways after Dallas got hit really hard a few months ago...

    :lol:
     
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    what do you get when you turn a blonde upside down?

    a brunette with bad breath.
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Wow, my mom told me that joke like 2 years ago. I thought B always was aheard of everyone else. -_- Still funny though! :lol:
     
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    What do a bleach blonde and an airplane have in common?



    They both have a black box.
     
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    At least she didn't burn her lips haha!
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lol: Now that is one blonde joke, I have unheard of! :lol: :lol: Roflmao! :lol: :thumbsup:
     
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    the official promoter of blonde jokes it seems :)
     
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    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    what does a blonde and a sliding glass door have in common?



    the more you bang 'em the looser they get :ph34r:
     
  15. R.E.Developement

    R.E.Developement Import King of Irvington

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    this is not a blonde joke but it funny


    why dont mr clean have any kids???? :shrug:


    because he comes in a bottle!
     
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