Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by get_nick, Jul 21, 2007.
fuck me i'm bored. join me in agony.
Yo mommaâ€™s so stupid she invented a wheelchair with pedals
yo momma is so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds Crisco.
yo momma so fat she got more rolls than a bakery
yo momma is so fat, her ass looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud.
ya mama is so black , she pisses oil !!
I can do this all day long.
Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
you momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
Your mother is so uneducated she presumes Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle deals with Jews sometimes spending money...instead of saving it.
Your mom is so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway....
Yo momma reminds me of a toilet bowl, she is fat, white and smells like shit.
Your momma's so fat she walked outside in a red jacket and everyone yelled, "Koolaide!!!!"
because yo momma sucks dick in a phone booth it dont make her a call girl
Yo momma is like a bowling ball, you can picker her up, finger her, throw her down the gutter and she still will come back for more.
lol btw im new here lol, your momma's like a bicycle, everyone gets to ride
yo momma is so stupid she thought chicken in a biskit used real chickens
your mom is so fat she has her own orbit
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