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Yo momma joke thread

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by get_nick, Jul 21, 2007.

  1. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    fuck me i'm bored. join me in agony.

    Yo momma’s so stupid she invented a wheelchair with pedals
     
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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    yo momma is so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds Crisco.
     
  3. boostedf22

    boostedf22 dis is why im not

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    yo momma so fat she got more rolls than a bakery
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    yo momma is so fat, her ass looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud.
     
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    boostedf22 dis is why im not

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    ya mama is so black , she pisses oil !!

    I can do this all day long.
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
     
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    boostedf22 dis is why im not

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    Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

    Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.


    Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    you momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
     
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    TommyTheCat Gonzo Scientist

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    Your mother is so uneducated she presumes Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle deals with Jews sometimes spending money...instead of saving it.
     
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    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    :huh:
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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  12. Hondadude141

    Hondadude141 ¿pɐǝɥ ɹn ɥʇıʍ uıop nɥɔʇɐʍ

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    Your mom is so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway....

    ~Matt~
     
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    Yo momma reminds me of a toilet bowl, she is fat, white and smells like shit.
     
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    Hondadude141 ¿pɐǝɥ ɹn ɥʇıʍ uıop nɥɔʇɐʍ

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    Your momma's so fat she walked outside in a red jacket and everyone yelled, "Koolaide!!!!"
     
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    cxjon Senior Member

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    because yo momma sucks dick in a phone booth it dont make her a call girl
     
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    Hondadude141 ¿pɐǝɥ ɹn ɥʇıʍ uıop nɥɔʇɐʍ

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    Yo momma is like a bowling ball, you can picker her up, finger her, throw her down the gutter and she still will come back for more.
     
  18. Hondadude141

    Hondadude141 ¿pɐǝɥ ɹn ɥʇıʍ uıop nɥɔʇɐʍ

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    lol btw im new here lol, your momma's like a bicycle, everyone gets to ride
     
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    yo momma is so stupid she thought chicken in a biskit used real chickens
     
  20. Hondadude141

    Hondadude141 ¿pɐǝɥ ɹn ɥʇıʍ uıop nɥɔʇɐʍ

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    your mom is so fat she has her own orbit
     
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