Yo momma joke thread
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jdmthathoeee.
the sky is the limit.
i think this one i got...
yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma's so fat everytime she gets out of the pool they have to refill it.
93civicracer
Oh, I do a little here and there.
Yo mama's so nasty the military uses her bath water as a biological weapon.
Yo mama's so fat that your dad has to punch her in the gut and ride the third wave in whenever he wants to kiss her.
Yo mama's so fat that your dad has to punch her in the gut and ride the third wave in whenever he wants to kiss her.
93civicracer
Oh, I do a little here and there.
And your mama's so old when she farts she makes a dust cloud.
jdmthathoeee.
the sky is the limit.
yo momma so fat five guys could fuck her at the same time and still not hit the right hole.
ok i really think thats all i got.
ok i really think thats all i got.
Your mamma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
93civicracer
Oh, I do a little here and there.
Yo mama's so fat the elevator can't go up. She also fell in love and broke it.
And she's so old that when she walked into the antique store people asked if she was for sale.
And she's so old that when she walked into the antique store people asked if she was for sale.
Yo momma is soo stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
93civicracer
Oh, I do a little here and there.
Yo mama's so ugly the doctor took one look at her when she was born and slapped your grandma because they thought she was on crack/drinking during pregnancy.
92civicboost
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Plain and simple i fucked your mom and wiped off with your pillow ^_^
