.....When you get dressed to go for work, and you remember your coat is in the garage...and the car keys are in it...and the garage is locked, which also has the same keys to unlock it...
And thats just the start.
So I locked my jacket in the garage with the keys, the wallet, and I forgot to plug the garage door opener in. So no way to get the garage open. Well, the wife had her key for the car, so I can now go to work. Just got to drive normal so I don't get pulled over, since my drivers licenseis in my wallet. Thats if I can make it to the car.
Walking off the back porch, the first step was iced over....
My hands are full, feet go out from under me, my arm landed on the handrail hard, and I slid down the flight of stairs to the base, tweaked the fuck out of my back...spilt coffee everywhere. Felt like I ripped the under arm open...but just a few scratches. So now head off to work.
Sore and pissed off that half my coffee is gone, got to work OK, but the work load for the day was to do a rig check on the tail rotor system, and put the aircraft back together with a daily inspection and have it ready.....then the pain starts to set in...from the tweaked muscles...4 advils later, and I can slightly move. Got the work done, drove home like normal, lounged on the couch until it was time to give my buddy a call that has a spare key for the garage.... he's awake finally, so I was going to go grab it at his house...
Walked out the back porch again...and did the same "FUCKING SLIP ON THE ICE AND PUMMEL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS" Tossing my ciggs everywhere, and making my back hurt more, and the same arm went right down the same hand rail...
Got to the buddies house, picked up the key, and headed home. Open the garage, and checked to see if there is enough beer to make me have a decent afternoon....there is...and now some of the pain is receding...^_^
And thats just the start.
So I locked my jacket in the garage with the keys, the wallet, and I forgot to plug the garage door opener in. So no way to get the garage open. Well, the wife had her key for the car, so I can now go to work. Just got to drive normal so I don't get pulled over, since my drivers licenseis in my wallet. Thats if I can make it to the car.
Walking off the back porch, the first step was iced over....
My hands are full, feet go out from under me, my arm landed on the handrail hard, and I slid down the flight of stairs to the base, tweaked the fuck out of my back...spilt coffee everywhere. Felt like I ripped the under arm open...but just a few scratches. So now head off to work.
Sore and pissed off that half my coffee is gone, got to work OK, but the work load for the day was to do a rig check on the tail rotor system, and put the aircraft back together with a daily inspection and have it ready.....then the pain starts to set in...from the tweaked muscles...4 advils later, and I can slightly move. Got the work done, drove home like normal, lounged on the couch until it was time to give my buddy a call that has a spare key for the garage.... he's awake finally, so I was going to go grab it at his house...
Walked out the back porch again...and did the same "FUCKING SLIP ON THE ICE AND PUMMEL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS" Tossing my ciggs everywhere, and making my back hurt more, and the same arm went right down the same hand rail...
Got to the buddies house, picked up the key, and headed home. Open the garage, and checked to see if there is enough beer to make me have a decent afternoon....there is...and now some of the pain is receding...^_^