1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

You know you're in CA when......

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by jeffie7, Jan 11, 2004.

  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

    Messages:
    12,952
    Likes Received:
    760
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2002
    Location:
    Maryland
    You know you're in California when......

    Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

    You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

    You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in
    English.

    Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring,and is named
    Breeze.

    You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

    You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and
    you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

    You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

    A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

    A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

    Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

    A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You
    don't even notice.

    Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap
    and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

    Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

    Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
    "STORM WATCH 2003."

    You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Banks himself
    is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.

    You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with
    their cells or pagers.

    It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to
    avoid all the weather-related accidents.

    Both you AND your dog have therapists.

    The Terminator is your governor.
     
  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

    Messages:
    49,693
    Likes Received:
    54
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2002
    Location:
    Retirement Home
    :repost:
     
  3. jamesA

    jamesA I'm a gun addict now. VIP

    Messages:
    16,279
    Likes Received:
    1,146
    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2003

    :werd: :repostred:
     
  4. xavior66

    xavior66 Junior Member

    Messages:
    1
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2004
    You know you're in CA when you hear about someone's 5th gen. Civic hatchback either getting stolen or looted every other day.
     
  5. Jeef

    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

    Messages:
    7,183
    Likes Received:
    302
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Location:
    CT
    Reason #47990476658907689076 why ca sucks
     
  6. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

    Messages:
    12,952
    Likes Received:
    760
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2002
    Location:
    Maryland
    Well I figured it was posted before but never saw it so I went for it anyways

    atest I did not pull a B and post the same damn thing 3-4 post up from Airjockys lol damn reposting B!

    anyways to add to this post I saw a nice Own3d civic last night

    Civic Coupe black with clear taillights and who knows what the F else
    had two cop cars behind it at a 7-11 and had a cop on each side of the car Im thinking he was street racing

    wish I got a picture of it
     
  7. rudeludenotmeanthough

    rudeludenotmeanthough Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,406
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    umm.. are you guys hust mad cause you dont live in cali? :p
     
  8. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

    Messages:
    11,241
    Likes Received:
    171
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2003
    Location:
    Meriden, CT, USA

    :roll: :ph34r: <_< :ph34r: :ph34r: :blink:
     
  9. nealo

    nealo Senior Member

    Messages:
    241
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2003
    This is the only one that i have been exposed to in my life in San Diego. Maybe
    but i may have forgot.
     
Verification:
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page