> > 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are > > visible. > > > > 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a > > house. > > > > 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people > > carrying on a > > conversation in English. > > > > 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a > > nose ring, and is > > named Breeze. > > > > 5.. You can't remember...is pot illegal? > > > > 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers > > and a sperm > > donor. > > > > 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your > > coffee beans are > > grown, and you can taste the difference between > > Sumatran and > > Ethiopian. > > > > 8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest > > arugula. > > > > 9. You can't remember...is pot illegal? > > > > 10. A really great parking space can totally move > > you to tears. > > > > 11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV > > broadcast. > > > > 12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere > > else in the US > > > > 13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia > > and crotch less > > chaps. You don't even notice. > > > > 14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks > > wearing the > > baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George > > Clooney really IS > > George Clooney. > > > > 15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house > > payment. > > > > 16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is > > gay, the woman who > > delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay > > rep is a guy in > > drag. > > > > 17. You can't remember...is pot illegal? > > > > 18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report > > on every news > > station: "STORM WATCH 2003." > > > > 19. You have to leave the big company meeting early > > because Billy > > Banks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class. > > > > 20. You pass an elementary school playground and the > > children are all > > busy with their cells or pagers. > > > > 21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you > > leave for work an hour > > early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. > > > > 22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal???? > > > > 23. Both you AND your dog have therapists. > > > > 24. The Terminator is your new governor.