> > 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are
> > visible.
> >
> > 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
> > house.
> >
> > 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
> > carrying on a
> > conversation in English.
> >
> > 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a
> > nose ring, and is
> > named Breeze.
> >
> > 5.. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
> >
> > 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers
> > and a sperm
> > donor.
> >
> > 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your
> > coffee beans are
> > grown, and you can taste the difference between
> > Sumatran and
> > Ethiopian.
> >
> > 8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest
> > arugula.
> >
> > 9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
> >
> > 10. A really great parking space can totally move
> > you to tears.
> >
> > 11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV
> > broadcast.
> >
> > 12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere
> > else in the US
> >
> > 13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia
> > and crotch less
> > chaps. You don't even notice.
> >
> > 14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks
> > wearing the
> > baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George
> > Clooney really IS
> > George Clooney.
> >
> > 15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house
> > payment.
> >
> > 16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is
> > gay, the woman who
> > delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay
> > rep is a guy in
> > drag.
> >
> > 17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
> >
> > 18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report
> > on every news
> > station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
> >
> > 19. You have to leave the big company meeting early
> > because Billy
> > Banks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.
> >
> > 20. You pass an elementary school playground and the
> > children are all
> > busy with their cells or pagers.
> >
> > 21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you
> > leave for work an hour
> > early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
> >
> > 22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
> >
> > 23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
> >
> > 24. The Terminator is your new governor.
> > visible.
> >
> > 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
> > house.
> >
> > 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
> > carrying on a
> > conversation in English.
> >
> > 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a
> > nose ring, and is
> > named Breeze.
> >
> > 5.. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
> >
> > 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers
> > and a sperm
> > donor.
> >
> > 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your
> > coffee beans are
> > grown, and you can taste the difference between
> > Sumatran and
> > Ethiopian.
> >
> > 8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest
> > arugula.
> >
> > 9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
> >
> > 10. A really great parking space can totally move
> > you to tears.
> >
> > 11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV
> > broadcast.
> >
> > 12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere
> > else in the US
> >
> > 13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia
> > and crotch less
> > chaps. You don't even notice.
> >
> > 14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks
> > wearing the
> > baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George
> > Clooney really IS
> > George Clooney.
> >
> > 15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house
> > payment.
> >
> > 16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is
> > gay, the woman who
> > delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay
> > rep is a guy in
> > drag.
> >
> > 17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
> >
> > 18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report
> > on every news
> > station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
> >
> > 19. You have to leave the big company meeting early
> > because Billy
> > Banks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.
> >
> > 20. You pass an elementary school playground and the
> > children are all
> > busy with their cells or pagers.
> >
> > 21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you
> > leave for work an hour
> > early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
> >
> > 22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
> >
> > 23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
> >
> > 24. The Terminator is your new governor.
