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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by B16, Dec 4, 2003.

  1. B16

    B16 Super Moderator VIP

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    > > 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are
    > > visible.
    > >
    > > 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
    > > house.
    > >
    > > 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
    > > carrying on a
    > > conversation in English.
    > >
    > > 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a
    > > nose ring, and is
    > > named Breeze.
    > >
    > > 5.. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
    > >
    > > 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers
    > > and a sperm
    > > donor.
    > >
    > > 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your
    > > coffee beans are
    > > grown, and you can taste the difference between
    > > Sumatran and
    > > Ethiopian.
    > >
    > > 8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest
    > > arugula.
    > >
    > > 9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
    > >
    > > 10. A really great parking space can totally move
    > > you to tears.
    > >
    > > 11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV
    > > broadcast.
    > >
    > > 12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere
    > > else in the US
    > >
    > > 13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia
    > > and crotch less
    > > chaps. You don't even notice.
    > >
    > > 14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks
    > > wearing the
    > > baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George
    > > Clooney really IS
    > > George Clooney.
    > >
    > > 15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house
    > > payment.
    > >
    > > 16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is
    > > gay, the woman who
    > > delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay
    > > rep is a guy in
    > > drag.
    > >
    > > 17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
    > >
    > > 18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report
    > > on every news
    > > station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
    > >
    > > 19. You have to leave the big company meeting early
    > > because Billy
    > > Banks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.
    > >
    > > 20. You pass an elementary school playground and the
    > > children are all
    > > busy with their cells or pagers.
    > >
    > > 21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you
    > > leave for work an hour
    > > early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
    > >
    > > 22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
    > >
    > > 23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
    > >
    > > 24. The Terminator is your new governor.

    :)
     
  2. pills_PMD

    pills_PMD Super Moderator

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    pretty funny yO!
     
  3. MikeBergy

    MikeBergy Blah blah blah....

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    So true.. what is this nation we call california coming to?
     
  4. Bob Vila

    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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    I can't wait for cali to break off and sink.
     
  5. B16

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    :(
     
  6. driver1

    driver1 Senior Member

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    ha those are good, me likes.
     
  7. DazedCivic99

    DazedCivic99 Senior Member

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    they are going to break off and go hang with hawaii and alaska can go to :D :lol:
     
  8. jiahanhao

    jiahanhao Senior Member

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    :bo:

    fuckin kangaroos!
     
  9. JDMPlaya

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    lol the pot part was funnny
     
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    sportlinecrx Banned

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    Pretty good man... its true.
     
  12. Slo86GT

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    And Australia is still like WTF? ;)

    :bo:
     
  13. pissedoffsol

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    8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest
    > > arugula.

    Arugula salads fucking own. i love it.
     
  14. Slo86GT

    Slo86GT Super Moderator

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    What is Arugula?
     
  15. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    its a leaf... kinda like lettuce or spinach
     
  16. Slo86GT

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    Ahhhhh... I don't think they've invented that in Tennessee yet. :p
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    try it. its awesome with a killer balsamic :)
     
  18. Dustin_m

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    Haters...

    You are all just jealous you don't live in sunny Cali. all you east coast guys are freezin your asses off, and we are here still wearing short sleeves in the night, at the beach. ha ha
     
  19. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    fuck no .... we're gettin snow this weekend :D

    time for the fun to start :D
     
  20. Dustin_m

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    I gotta admit, i am jealous about never seeing snow. i have never had the fun of playing around with a car in the winter like that
     
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