You might be a riceboy if...

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You might be a Riceboy if...

- you have to explain to others why you are not a riceboy

- you bought your car because it is “perfect for tuningâ€

- you spend more money on your import than on your girlfriend/wife

- you have no girlfriend/wife because you spend all your money on your import

- you know the names of at least 3 import tuning mags (super street, honda tuning, import tuner, etc...)

- you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust

- you fear speedbumps

- you fear rednecks in fast cars

- you judge other people’s cars by how “ricey†they are.

- you think street racing is ok when theres no one else around.

- you know what JDM stands for

- you wish people didn't label you as a riceboy

- you own a copy of “The Fast and The Furiousâ€

- you paid $200 for an ITR shiftknob

- you know what ITR, CTR, and CAI stand for

- you automatically think of a car when you hear the word “skyline†(instead of the view of a city)

- you know that its “headerâ€, not “headersâ€



im tired of all the "what is a riceboy" crap. if youve got a japanese import and you treat it like its something special, YOU'RE A RICEBOY!

feel free to add to the list! :D
 
what about:
-if you have fiberglass bodyparts
-if you have LED's
-if you have any non-OEM lighting inside\outside\underneath your car
-if your seat is reclined at any angle less than 45 degrees
 
Originally posted by Accordturbo94@Nov 11 2003, 12:49 AM
This post gets my approval for! Hella Gay
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thats prolly cause you were expecting something funny. i wasnt being funny. i was making a point. sorry Jeff Foxworthy fans.
 
Honestly the only thing that bugs me is when the too kool people, make fun of ricers! We were ALL (well 95%) were once there! give them a break.. maybe offer them advice! be the real cool guy, that they look up to!
 
trying to make people realize that a riceboy is not just someone who puts ghey parts on their cars or paints it with flames. its anyone who modifies their japanese import and has a strong opinion about them.
 
Me = the original JDM whore... NEVER riceboi! ;)

The worst thing I did was put blue lights in my stock corner lights when I was 19. Oooohhhhhhh. I'm so bad.
 
Good Post.

I fall under everyone of those categories except I didn't pay 200 for an itr shift knob, I payed 12 for aknock off.
 
two more for the list
-you "test fit" you body kit, unpainted, for 3 months
-you have a mono-wiper


i am a riceboy
everything but the ITR shiftnob part

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Originally posted by rixXxceboy@Nov 11 2003, 12:32 AM
- you bought your car because it is “perfect for tuningâ€

- you have no girlfriend/wife because you spend all your money on your import

- you know the names of at least 3 import tuning mags (super street, honda tuning, import tuner, etc...)

- you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust

- you fear speedbumps

- you judge other people’s cars by how “ricey†they are.

- you think street racing is ok when theres no one else around.

- you know what JDM stands for

- you own a copy of “The Fast and The Furiousâ€

- you know what ITR, CTR, and CAI stand for

- you automatically think of a car when you hear the word “skyline†(instead of the view of a city)

- you know that its “headerâ€, not “headersâ€
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guilty of all the above

- you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust
- you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust
- you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust
- you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust
- you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust
- you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust


SUPER GUILTY
 
people are confusing riceboy and ricer
riceboy-
its anyone who modifies their japanese import and has a strong opinion about them.
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ricer-altezzas, super big fiberglass spoilers, neon, and any of the EXCESSIVE non necessary parts.
 
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