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You might be a riceboy if...

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  1. sportlinecrx

    sportlinecrx Banned

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    You might be a Riceboy if...

    - you have to explain to others why you are not a riceboy

    - you bought your car because it is “perfect for tuningâ€

    - you spend more money on your import than on your girlfriend/wife

    - you have no girlfriend/wife because you spend all your money on your import

    - you know the names of at least 3 import tuning mags (super street, honda tuning, import tuner, etc...)

    - you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust

    - you fear speedbumps

    - you fear rednecks in fast cars

    - you judge other people’s cars by how “ricey†they are.

    - you think street racing is ok when theres no one else around.

    - you know what JDM stands for

    - you wish people didn't label you as a riceboy

    - you own a copy of “The Fast and The Furiousâ€

    - you paid $200 for an ITR shiftknob

    - you know what ITR, CTR, and CAI stand for

    - you automatically think of a car when you hear the word “skyline†(instead of the view of a city)

    - you know that its “headerâ€, not “headersâ€



    im tired of all the "what is a riceboy" crap. if youve got a japanese import and you treat it like its something special, YOU'RE A RICEBOY!

    feel free to add to the list! :D
     
  2. swanny

    swanny Senior Member

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    what about:
    -if you have fiberglass bodyparts
    -if you have LED's
    -if you have any non-OEM lighting inside\outside\underneath your car
    -if your seat is reclined at any angle less than 45 degrees
     
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    hcivic.com Senior Member

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    Accordturbo94 Senior Member

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    This post gets my approval for! Hella Gay
     
  5. sportlinecrx

    sportlinecrx Banned

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    thats prolly cause you were expecting something funny. i wasnt being funny. i was making a point. sorry Jeff Foxworthy fans.
     
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    Accordturbo94 Senior Member

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    oh.. alright now I find it funny? *confused*
     
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    Honestly the only thing that bugs me is when the too kool people, make fun of ricers! We were ALL (well 95%) were once there! give them a break.. maybe offer them advice! be the real cool guy, that they look up to!
     
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    sportlinecrx Banned

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    trying to make people realize that a riceboy is not just someone who puts ghey parts on their cars or paints it with flames. its anyone who modifies their japanese import and has a strong opinion about them.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i hate myself and a want to die.gif
     
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    rudeludenotmeanthough Senior Member

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    Slo86GT Super Moderator

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    Me = the original JDM whore... NEVER riceboi! ;)

    The worst thing I did was put blue lights in my stock corner lights when I was 19. Oooohhhhhhh. I'm so bad.
     
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    sportlinecrx Banned

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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    you might be a ricer if...

    your alias is rixXxceboy .
     
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    punkyjewster41 Senior Member

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    BA-ZIIIIiiiiiiing
     
  16. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Good Post.

    I fall under everyone of those categories except I didn't pay 200 for an itr shift knob, I payed 12 for aknock off.
     
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    Smonkeyboy Senior Member

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    two more for the list
    -you "test fit" you body kit, unpainted, for 3 months
    -you have a mono-wiper


    i am a riceboy
    everything but the ITR shiftnob part

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    guilty of all the above

    - you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust
    - you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust
    - you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust
    - you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust
    - you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust
    - you have to turn your radio up to overpower the sound of your exhaust


    SUPER GUILTY
     
  19. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    people are confusing riceboy and ricer
    riceboy-


    ricer-altezzas, super big fiberglass spoilers, neon, and any of the EXCESSIVE non necessary parts.
     
  20. Slo86GT

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    I paid $125 for a CTR shift knob that I used for a month. :hide:
     
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