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  1. Battle Pope

    Battle Pope New Member

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    Kinda like the "or" thread, but a little simpler. Mainly, a collaboration of "you might be a redneck if..."-isms, oriented at ricers. I'll start

    You might be a ricer if...

    You think Initial-D is a series of instructional videos.
     
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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    ...your double stack aluminum wing also functions as a picnic table.
     
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    hcivic.com Senior Member

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    you might be a ricer if apc is your hero
     
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    you have a green car with blue lug nuts.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    .... if your lug nuts stick out past the lip of your wheel
     
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    ....if you truly believe the vinyl on your car has added horsepower
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    ... if you have carbon fiber wipers
     
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    esp if the carbon fiber is fake ....
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    ...if you cut your springs and use sticker of products you never plan on owning....
     
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    you have indiglo gauges... :ph34r:
     
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    You shop for performance products from Ichiban... Double points if you shop for Ichiban at Circuit City.

    If you say Mugen as "Mewjen"

    - > Steve
     
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    you have altezzas or clear taillights and think theyre still hot
     
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    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    .....if you convinced your mom to put a body kit on her car
     
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    ...your body kit is held on by bondo and duct tape
     
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    .........your list of mods includes street glow
     
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    ...your wheels cost more than the car is worth.
     
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    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    .......your wheels weigh more than your car
     
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    you might be a ricer if paul walker is your hero
     
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    you might be a ricer if you buy off brand performance products off ebay and think they will add real hp
     
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    you might be a ricer if you buy a blinking led exhaust tip...


    .... and think it adds hp
     
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