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If you claim that between your apc short ram and fart can you're adding at least 30 hp to the ground... on your D15.

^^this actually happened to me once. I told him to dyno it and then talk to me.

If you bolt :lol: on an Angry Bee Fartcan and think it makes you fast.
 
Originally posted by hcivic.com@Dec 13 2004, 02:36 PM
you might be a ricer if apc is your hero
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I resent that.

You might be a ricer if... Your name is EXtremeAccord.

You might be a ricer if... You have dual exhaust on your bone-stock D16 civic.
 
- you might be a ricer if you invest money that could be spent on a college education or say, something practical, but instead you buy coil-overs and new rims for a car you'll never do anything with but "race" hyundais and kias on the street, just to brag to your friends about it.
 
you might be a ricer if...you drive a fwd honda and think your a drift king
you might be a ricer if...your bodykit consits of duct tape, plywood, and wood glue
you might be a ricer if...you spell vtec "vtech"
you might be a ricer if...you think vtec is something you can buy at autozone and add to your moms stationwagon

this just in:
you might be a ricer if...you have a B-16 V-Tec sohc motor straight from Watanga motors in Japan - ie http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAP...4512031744&rd=1
 
You might be a ricer if you have a pillar pods, guage cluster pods and you fiberglassed 3 guages where your cd player used to be. And the guages are, exhaust temp, boost guage(with no turbo), a/f ratio guage that just lights up back and forth and so on... :D
 
Originally posted by YangpaNemsay@Dec 13 2004, 06:04 PM
You might be a ricer if you use Double Sided Tape.
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What makes you say that? I've got double0-sided tape holding on my Recaro cellphone holder, y0! Which brings about....

You might be a ricer if you've got ripped-to-shreds 89 Civic Std seats with walmart seatcovers and a Recaro cellphone holder.

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edit: And if your tach sits at 8k when there isn't even a motor in the car.
 
Originally posted by tphan4@Dec 13 2004, 04:20 PM
you have altezzas or clear taillights and think theyre still hot
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my clear taillights are hot :)

you might be a ricer if you don't have corner lenses on your car (battle pope)
 
Originally posted by TrailorParkPimp@Dec 13 2004, 06:36 PM
...your exhaust tip was once a Maxwell House coffee can
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:lol: A kid at my high school there was a kid that had a foldger's can on his exhuast and had a sticker saying "Foldger's Racing" on his back window!
 
you might be a ricer if you put DOHC VTEC stickers on a non vtec car, or buy one of those fake vtec valve covers for non vtec motors, and a combination of both makes you suck at life
 
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caffeind @ Dec 13 2004 said:
TrailorParkPimp
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caffeind @ Dec 13 2004 said:
@Dec 13 2004, 09:32 PM
...you buy a whistle tip :woo:
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micah's car whistles. nobody knows why though. :ph34r:
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My intake or something whistles a little... kinda sounds like a BOV almost... when I hit the throttle while standing at 2500 rpms or higher... and when I shift into a higher gear...

It's teh naws!
 
If you read and comprehend anything this guy above me says you are a ricer :fosho2:
 
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