You might be a ricer if...

[Battle Pope]

You're obviously not understanding the operands of these statements.

 

[EXtremeAccord]

You might be a ricer if...

You're obviously not understanding the operands of these statements.

You might be a ricer if...

You pay more for gas in a weekend then you did for your intake.

 

[EXtremeAccord]

... If you just got done looking at APC's website, seriously considering purchasing something.



*edit: Looking through August '04's PAS magazine, I spot the most... well, I'll just say it's an APC sponsored Hyundai Elantra GT... Sound system by Sony Xplod...

 

[Battle Pope]

We get it.

If someone mistakes your turbo for the a/c condenser. <--- this actually happened to a friend of mine.

 

[Mattyg2]

you might be a ricer if you like imports, asians eat rice, they make your car while they eat rice on their lunch break

 

[Battle Pope]

...that was quite possibly the most retarded one yet.

 

[Cashizslick]

You might be a ricer if your car has a "B18C2" just like this one does . . .

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAP...bayphotohosting


Note, this car CLEARLY has a B18B, and the sellor forgot to mention that the "tuned ECU w/7.5k redline" was tuned by honda from the factory. . . .

 

[cxjon]

you might be a ricer if you think a cost effective power mod is pull your muffler off

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

you might be a ricer if...
you buy your wheels one at a time
you install your wheels one at a time
your bodykit is painted but still doesnt match you car
your H22 has 250hp stock(sadly a kid i hang out with)
your rims look like plastic
you got your rims from pep boys

 

[cxjon]

you might be a ricer if you have to put your steelies on in the front because did to many burn outs

 

[cxjon]

you might be a ricer if you think scca is a car stereo comp event

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

...your car has more lights and speakers in it than the local disco

 

[cycloneb18c3]

Originally posted by 88bluehf+Dec 14 2004, 08:09 AM-->

cycloneb18c3

@Dec 13 2004, 11:52 PM
you might be a ricer if:
you have a roll cage in an escort(ive seen it)
etc....

[post=431776]Quoted post[/post]​

i wouldnt hate on the escort, an escort zx2 SR runs the same 1/4 mile time as a 2000 Si. Plus there are numberous mods out there for an escort, comparable aftermarket to the B. There are many guys on the zx2 forum with sub 13 second runs which is very respectable in my book.

[post=431845]Quoted post[/post]​

uh...it was in like a mid 80's, and it had spray painted silver rims, and a ractive muffler in the back, and rust all over, I was driving next to him in 4th gear, and he punched it, and I just stepped on the gas, and passed him....

 

[old Skuul Hatch]

Originally posted by 92CivicCx@Dec 14 2004, 07:38 PM
you might be a ricer if you have to put your steelies on in the front because did to many burn outs

[post=432187]Quoted post[/post]​

Putting teh steelies on for burnouts makes more sence to me

You might be a ricer if your wing is to tall to go through the drive through at [insert your favorite fast food chain here].

 

[EXtremeAccord]

You might be a ricer if... APC sends you a Christmas card.

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

...If the first mods to your car were brighter headlight bulbs and quick signal...

 

[B18aCRX]

...Your muffler has twice as many cubic inches as your engine!

...When your car is actually higher than stock ride height because of its 22 in rims

...If your body kit has more cracks than a plumber ass crack




Are YOU a Ricer?

 

[cxjon]

you might be a ricer if you come to this thread for ideas on how to pimp your ride

 

[Speedracer228]

you might be a ricer if your car has ever been on teh Pimp My Ride with X to the Z yo

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

...if Super Street magazine is your bible.

... if you have more vinyl on your car than you do on your house.

...if your favorite show is Pimp My Ride.

...if your paint job is so bright that even Ray Charles can see it.

...you put air ride on an ITR. (sadly enough, a guy in the car club i was in put air ride on his ITR. it was in Honda Tuning magazine not long ago)

...your car is constantly mistaken as a low flying UFO.