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Sorry. I didn't get what any of you ment by english. I didn't realize it bothers that many people. I'm acting like that intentionaly. It just seemed funny to me at the time. Bye

That picture, is the best rabbit related picture I have ever seen. Ever.

Eh, she would be the smallest girl I've gone out with if I did tho. Sad, I know. The only skinny girls here are on drugs or drink too damn much. ........or maybe thats just because they saw my face.

Noted. -performs harakiri-

I've have not heard of this website until last week.

No, I'm not a kid nor do I like corvettes. I'm just extremly tired and bored. I'll stop now before I get banned tho. Christ then I really will have no-life.

Am I that interesting? IF SO HOW? Like, a car crash while a body is crawling towards you on the ground all burnt and shit and you kind of see it but you run over thier hand anyway, way? Or, like o my god that girls face is soooo hot but she's like 600lbs and I can't stop looking, way? BTW, why...

That would be weird seeing as that happened in '07. Then again the guy I did that to thinks humans have yet to pass the speed of sound and that you really do die when you die in your dreams. That and he knows dick about cars. He actually got mad at me when I called him a retard for not only...

She's like 5'4" too. -dies- No she's not, nevermind. The top of her head came to my chin and I'm just a hair under 6'4". That getting me to think of her giant....naturally tan boobs, did not help any. I guess I'll just assume she has a Heath Ledger clone for a bf. Damn it. Now I just want to jaw...

Sorry, honestly I didn't even re-read it. Hopefully I wount have to take a breath and proof my post for awhile.

Sorry to post my personal shit.

Bump for zombies!

If I had a touch phone and she was the social type sure. The fact that she hugged me speaks volumes, she hates physical contact. Tho with an I.Q. 10 points over mine (137 to her 147) its not unexpected that there is some trade-off. I'll just deal with it I guess. I haven't seen her in 5 years I...

Gf was right next to me. -dies-

You would'nt put DD's and a size 6 waist on some sort of elevateing device?

So i walk to the convience store and who do i see? The girl i had a crush on in highschool, amd shes even hotter! We were talking and i felt like my life made a huge pitfall and -turns into chris farley- SCREWED UP AND LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER :crashes through near by table: -exit chris...

I was the other guy in a situation just like that a few years ago, I got her just to prove the point that i could. He said i never could EVER steal a girl from him and i'm to ugly to try -underlying homosexual undertones anyone?-. Then I left them both stranded with a serious mindfuck

That shits harsh bro.

Thats what I said but i think he's on to something. I think I'm going to buy some cameras and a boot. O, and some motion sensors. Strobe light too or is that going too far.

I love that song, but I cant find the original. Who does it? And how come no one is flaming me? I started it. Lol