30 things you'll never hear a woman say

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this site fucking owns.

30 things you'll never hear a woman say.
1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

4. Bar food again! Kick ass.

5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?

9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.

11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.

12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer.

14. You are so much smarter than my father.

15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.

16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

21. I'll be out painting the house.

22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.

23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

25. Your mother is way better than mine.

26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.

27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.

28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours!

30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.
 

jamesA

Thank you for your business.
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10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.


this is the only one I've seen happen...dunno why my friend broke up with that chick... :blink:
 

xj0hnx

I wanna be sedated
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American women..
- highest maintenance (I've never heard of a foreign bride demanding her husband buy expensive house & cars)
- fattest in the world
- most likely to cheat
- highest rate of divorce (60% - US-US marriages; 20% - US-foreign marriages)
- largest payout in divorce court (you'll be ass-raped for everything you earned, plus most of what you will earn for years to come)
- bitchiest
- most likely to nag constantly
- most likely to believe in feminism and "equality"
- most likely to hate men
- spend least amount of time with her children
- worst at cooking and cleaning
- fucked & chucked by tons of guys before tricking you into marriage

hahahahahahahahahaha
 

reckedracing

TTIWWOP
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that site is the greatest...

i am eternally grateful for this newfound information... and quotes to bash women for life...

werd

"Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property."
Napolean Bonaparte
 

Jeef

NO MA'AM
Moderator
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My thinking of women is on par with this guy. I need to import a russian bride.
 

SolPWR

Senior Member
Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Mar 19 2004, 04:57 AM
1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?

9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.

14. You are so much smarter than my father.

17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house

25. Your mother is way better than mine.

26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.

29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours!

30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.

hmmm my girlfriend said 10 out of 30, 1/3 is not bad. My gf rocks!
 

SolPWR

Senior Member
Originally posted by reckedracing@Mar 20 2004, 11:25 AM
so how big did she gets the boobs done?

pics?

hahahhaa :lol:

well she is a 36D and she wants bigger. I told her not to get em cause it would be stupid. They are big enough! pics...um no they are mine!! :p
 

brian11to1

Senior Member
Originally posted by pissedoffsol
30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.


Would never happen. My friends arent as mature as hers. Woot, we are all boys, 19 years old and having fun.
 
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