Do you know how to catch a polar bear?

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jeffie7

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You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas, and when the bear bends down to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole! :lol:
 
i think you should make a musical score to this... and someone else make a 10 sec flash movie o go with it.
 
No no no.. Thats a bad spin off of the real joke..





How do you catch an elephant?

You dig a deep hole, and cover the bottom with ashes..

Then you sneak up behind him and kick him in the ash hole.
 
Who is the nervous javelin throwers favorite author?

Shake spear.



What did the sausage dog's spam say?

You are already a weiner!



Made those up last night, perfect thread to post it in. :p
 
how do you get an elephant in the fridge?






























open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.



how do you get a giraffe into the fridge???











































ah ah... open the door... TAKE THE ELEPHANT OUT... put in the giraffe and shut the door.





















worst 1st grade joke evar.
 
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