how to say, "masterbation"

[posol]

Adjusting your set
Batting Practice
Being your own best friend
Changing your oil
Choking your chicken
Cooking some sheet meat
Dishonorable discharge
Doing some rapid one-arm pull-ups
Emptying the payload
Fathering some pleasure
Firing your squirt gun
Fist-kebabing
Freeing your willies
Getting your palm red
Going back to nature
Gunning the motor
Hitting the batsman
Homecoming
Honing the bone
Ironing the wrinkles
Junior olympic pole vaulting
Knuckling your knob
Launching the hand shuttle
Lectrifying the cattle prod
Letting some air out of your tire
Manning the cockpit
Mashing the monster
Massaging your colon
Measuring for condoms
Milking your banana
Peeling the carrot
Playing hand hockey
Playing the pipe organ
Pud Wrestling
Roasting your weiner
Rolling your jam joint
Roughing up the suspect
Self-whitting
Sending out the troops
Shaking the thermometer
Shining your helmet
Shifting gears
Shooting some seeds
Snake charming
Soloing
Spanking your monkey (classical)
Spear fishing
Speed kneading
Spreading the mayo
Squeezing out the toothpaste
Staff meeting
Strangling your bishop NEW!
Taking a shake break
Taming your snake
Threading the needle
Throttle the bottle
Tossing the javelin
Tugging the tapioca tube
Tuning the antenna
Virtual sex
Visting Mr. O
Walking the log
Wedding rehearsal
Whitewater wristing

 

[dohch22a4]

Fist kebabbing! BWAHAHAHA!!!!

:bo:

 

[jamesA]

haha

Tugging the tapioca tube

that one is great.

 

[UDT]

you didnt put "jackin your cracker" or "jurken your gurken"

 

[civicious]

fiddling the ferrett
slammin' the sausage
boxing the boa
ticking the tubesteak

 

[Trinity]

Roughing up the suspect

my fav

 

[Celerity]

my funniest for female masterbation:

Playing the Cello

 

[90 accord]

forgot:

flubbing the dolphin

 

[Sabz5150]

Originally posted by Celerity@Feb 20 2004, 12:49 PM
my funniest for female masterbation:

Playing the Cello

Oh that's easy.

buttering up the whisker biscut
tiptoe through the two lips

etc etc etc.

 

[JDMilan]

LOL,, nice....


fav.. --> "Staff meeting"

 

[NoJokE]

Playing with the one-eyed snake

 

[StarBellieAngel]

well... for starters it's MASTURBATION. not masterbation. jeezis, you guys do it more than i do and can't spell... guess it really WILL make you go blind.

there's: bootin up the hard drive... charming the anaconda...


and for the women: double clickin the mouse...

 

[E_SolSi]

punishing the one eyed retard
badgering the witness

 

[Smonkeyboy]

dont forget: "flickin the bean" for the ladies