Forwarded to me by my sister in law. Author unknown.
>unknown said:it was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
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> The teacher said,
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> "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
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> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
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> 'Very good!'
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> Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'
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> Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.
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> The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'
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> She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,'
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> 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
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> 'General Custer, 1862.'
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> At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
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> The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
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> Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
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> Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
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> Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
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> Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'
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> Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'
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> The teacher fainted.
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> And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'
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> And Chandrasekhar said quietlly, "I think it was the American people, November 4, 2008 ."
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