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posol

RETIRED
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> *Three ducks walked into a bar.*
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> *"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the*
> *first duck.*
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> *"Huey," was the reply.*
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> *"How's your day been, Huey?"*
> *"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of*
> *puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said*
> *Huey.*
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> *"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to*
> *the second duck, "Hi,*
> *and what's your name?"*
> *"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.*
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> *"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.*
> *"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and*
> *out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck*
> *want?"*
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> *The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So,*
> *you must be Louie?"*
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> *"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is*
> *Puddles."*
 

Taco15

I wear stretchy pants
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:lol: :lol: nice

>tommy walks up to Santa at the mall and sits on his lap.
>Santa touches his nose and says, "i bet you want a bike for christmas."
>Tommy says "no"
>Santa touches his nose again and says, "well then i bet you want a pony."
> Tommy says "no"

>so santa finally asks."well want do you want?"
Tommy replies." i want pussy and dont say you dont have any cuz i smell it on you fingers!"

*this joke has been shortend and some words may have been changed*
 

PhyRe

Senior Member
:bo:
wanna hear a dirty joke? boy falls in the mud. wanna hear a clean one? boy takes a bath with bubbles. want another dirty one? bubbles is the girl next door.

guy walks into a bar, says ouch.
 

Taco15

I wear stretchy pants
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Originally posted by PhyRe@Jul 5 2005, 09:47 AM
:bo:
wanna hear a dirty joke? boy falls in the mud. wanna hear a clean one? boy takes a bath with bubbles. want another dirty one? bubbles is the girl next door.

guy walks into a bar, says ouch.
[post=520697]Quoted post[/post]​

:huh: wtf i didnt get the ouch bar joke....if it was <_<
 

E_SolSi

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.



The bartender says, What is this, some kind of joke?
 

Estorvito

Soy Boricua
Originally posted by Taco15@Jul 5 2005, 10:09 AM
:lol: :lol: nice

>tommy walks up to Santa at the mall and sits on his lap.
>Santa touches his nose and says, "i bet you want a bike for christmas."
>Tommy says "no"
>Santa touches his nose again and says, "well then i bet you want a pony."
> Tommy says "no"

>so santa finally asks."well want do you want?"
Tommy replies." i want pussy and dont say you dont have any cuz i smell it on you fingers!"

*this joke has been shortend and some words may have been changed*
[post=520676]Quoted post[/post]​



:lol: ^^ :worthy:

I like TAQUITOS joke better....
 

Taco15

I wear stretchy pants
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Q)why dont witches ever fall of their brooms?

A)because they never wear panties :ph34r:

All right i got a lot of racial jokes but just so i wont offend anybody here one of my RAZA. .......


Q) wHY dont mexican ever BBQ? ( you say why)
A) cuz they cant keep the beans from falling through the grill

Why did only 23 mexican show up at the alamo?
---Thats all they could squeeze in one van
 
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