Kickass Toilet seat of the day

CRX-YEM

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Kickass toilet seat

 

Celerity

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If that was my family crest, I might have some thoughts.


Looks like a good ol' way for a Scottish clan to get back at another.

-> Steve
 

civicious

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From time to time, I'll sit on my toilet seat (lid down) to clip my toenails...

That looks like it would rip my asshole off when I stood up.
 

Seany-izzle

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yeah i like to sit on my toilet seat (top down) and air dry when i get out of the shower.. fuck that, that thing would rip the hair right from my ass.
 

Celerity

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Originally posted by Seany-izzle@Jul 28 2005, 10:08 PM
yeah i like to sit on my toilet seat (top down) and air dry when i get out of the shower.. fuck that, that thing would rip the hair right from my ass.
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you air dry when you get out of the shower? Are you made of linen ?

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civicious

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Originally posted by Havok@Jul 28 2005, 10:10 PM
That wouldn't be half bad, chicks don't like a hairy gooch.
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I shave all my junk.


Chicks don't, however, dig an asshole that's been ripped from your ass and left impaled on the brass Dark-Ages cross that's on your toilet seat.
 

StarBellieAngel

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what a coincidence... so do i. :lmao:


but the crazy thing is, i don't dig an asshole in any way shape or form. however, i'm not a freaknik like asshole licking chicks... so...

either way, that toilet seat is crazy. very creative, however.
 

TurboMirage

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looks like something that got thought up from watching too much monty python and the holy grail. :)

"the brave sir robin, who cowardly turned his tail to the unholy crested commode at antioch..."
 
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