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dohcvtec_accord

WRX Sellout
My favorite bumper sticker in Washington DC right now is the
one that says 'First Iraq, then France'."
-Tom Brokaw

"The French announced today that they would not help us remove
Saddam from Iraq. Well, Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."
-Jay Leno

"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them
Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it
came rolling thru Paris with a German Flag on it."
-Dave Letterman

And my all time favorite!
Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an
accordion.

France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is
miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable
because they live in France.
-Mark Twain

The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we
found truffles in Iraq.

War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army

Q. How do you stop a French Tank?
A. Shoot the guy pushing it.

Q. how many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
A. We don't know, it's never been tried.

The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can
count on the French to be there when they need us."
 

E_SolSi

Member of the 20 nut club
Moderator
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LMAO
god i fuckin love these
:lol:
 

totalburnout

Well-Known Member
VIP
Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Mar 27 2003, 10:39 AM
<-- is 50% french



:(



thank god it's french canadian

:lol:

fookin froggies.

i heard french canadian women are cunts

<my uncle and aunt told me so...he's from there>
 

Capt. Orygun

Win the Day
When I lived in England I was dating a nurse. One night we got drunk and she said something about american people thinking were better then ayone else. I told her if it wasn't for us she'd be speaking German (damn alchool). Umm, she didn't like that....
 

Havok

Senior Member
Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Mar 27 2003, 10:39 AM
<-- is 50% french



:(



thank god it's french canadian

:lol:

I knew there was a reason you always acted better than us.

It's ok, France held up for a good 9 days against Hitler.

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Tonyd0821

Banned
Originally posted by Silverchild79@Mar 27 2003, 09:28 PM
When I lived in England I was dating a nurse. One night we got drunk and she said something about american people thinking were better then ayone else. I told her if it wasn't for us she'd be speaking German (damn alchool). Umm, she didn't like that....

arent those french chicks all hairy and shit?

their accents annoy the fuck out of me. well at least the one chick on Pulp Fiction did anyays.

put that runny mouth to good use
 

E_SolSi

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Originally posted by Afipunk21@Mar 27 2003, 09:50 PM
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if that was from france it wouldnt have bullets,and hed have a life jacket on for when he bailed out
 
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