LOL i got the funny shit for you guys.
Ok so i get a pm from some guy named "phatboi" on honda tech for the block, so im like cool. I call him and get it set up for him to come over and pivk it up. He said he lived/was coming from rosemeed <_< So im like WAAAAAAAAAAAching
Any ways, i was joking around in my head thinking "watch there probably
wa ching" Well when they get up hee i see two hatches so im like fuck it grab the heat. I go around to the garage where they parked, and am doin the "whats up yo"
And heads just keep flowing out of the two hatches one by one. And slowly im seeing dragon tat after dragon tat after dragon tat get outa the car. So at this point i had sucked my balls up and was like OK. So they get in tehre and wana flip the block over and drain it to look at the underside. Im like ummmmmmmmm, then there all we'l do it. In my head i was thinking " i know cause fuckin aint" So im all go ahead as long as evereythings put back on the block. by now there takin shit apart so im like fuck this, i whent i the house put the vest on, a shirt, and a decent size jacket. come back oput and ow there all lookin like they know what up, and i dont blame them. So im just standing around with my hand in my pocket (kinda obvous) but i dont give a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Any ways the one ask for a hose and i go to walk out and im like fuck that so i step out the way and flag him threw.......ya know so i dont got this nigga behind me.
Well as i come back he wants to talk price. He tells me how much am i willing to take for it <_< As if his ass didint drive out here thinking he was already geting the phat deal on a GSR short block so i told him 500 bills witch is what i last listed it for on h-t and wasint takin less. Especialy after knmow his ass didit come to haglle about 50 bucks on a 500$ gsr short block. So he gos ....... 450 i kinda paused. Then he starts to turn around and look at all his homies kinda slowly and starts to sa. I dont think, AT this point im thinking he gonna tel me he dont think his homies are gonna want him to pay more then that or something. SO befor i even let him finish his sentance i stood up put my hand deeper in my pocket an stuck my chest out like........OK But then he said that he dont think there a nbank opennn. But with that said i knew how far they drove so i figured he might still be building me up for that shit so i neede to squash it down fast. so i still hadint said anything to his offer of 450, so after a long pause of looking at this fool in his eyes, im like naw. Basicly as in NAW that shit aint goin down like that. I swear these were big fuckin asians, at least 3 of them were. TATED up like no joke. They all looked shocked as fuck when i said no. Like wow this lil fuckers up to somethin. So i strait told him go get money from your friends. Cause at this point there was already tention and shit cause i really dont thik he expected me to not let it go for 450. And then on top of that i just thikn they didint like hte idea of me being the one who was still makin descisons. But in the end he forked the cash and bounced out. Just the same i called that shit when i heard what city they were comin from. And inless they come back and blow my spot up im gonna have to say there :ghey:
Ok so i get a pm from some guy named "phatboi" on honda tech for the block, so im like cool. I call him and get it set up for him to come over and pivk it up. He said he lived/was coming from rosemeed <_< So im like WAAAAAAAAAAAching
Any ways, i was joking around in my head thinking "watch there probably
wa ching" Well when they get up hee i see two hatches so im like fuck it grab the heat. I go around to the garage where they parked, and am doin the "whats up yo"
And heads just keep flowing out of the two hatches one by one. And slowly im seeing dragon tat after dragon tat after dragon tat get outa the car. So at this point i had sucked my balls up and was like OK. So they get in tehre and wana flip the block over and drain it to look at the underside. Im like ummmmmmmmm, then there all we'l do it. In my head i was thinking " i know cause fuckin aint" So im all go ahead as long as evereythings put back on the block. by now there takin shit apart so im like fuck this, i whent i the house put the vest on, a shirt, and a decent size jacket. come back oput and ow there all lookin like they know what up, and i dont blame them. So im just standing around with my hand in my pocket (kinda obvous) but i dont give a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Any ways the one ask for a hose and i go to walk out and im like fuck that so i step out the way and flag him threw.......ya know so i dont got this nigga behind me.
Well as i come back he wants to talk price. He tells me how much am i willing to take for it <_< As if his ass didint drive out here thinking he was already geting the phat deal on a GSR short block so i told him 500 bills witch is what i last listed it for on h-t and wasint takin less. Especialy after knmow his ass didit come to haglle about 50 bucks on a 500$ gsr short block. So he gos ....... 450 i kinda paused. Then he starts to turn around and look at all his homies kinda slowly and starts to sa. I dont think, AT this point im thinking he gonna tel me he dont think his homies are gonna want him to pay more then that or something. SO befor i even let him finish his sentance i stood up put my hand deeper in my pocket an stuck my chest out like........OK But then he said that he dont think there a nbank opennn. But with that said i knew how far they drove so i figured he might still be building me up for that shit so i neede to squash it down fast. so i still hadint said anything to his offer of 450, so after a long pause of looking at this fool in his eyes, im like naw. Basicly as in NAW that shit aint goin down like that. I swear these were big fuckin asians, at least 3 of them were. TATED up like no joke. They all looked shocked as fuck when i said no. Like wow this lil fuckers up to somethin. So i strait told him go get money from your friends. Cause at this point there was already tention and shit cause i really dont thik he expected me to not let it go for 450. And then on top of that i just thikn they didint like hte idea of me being the one who was still makin descisons. But in the end he forked the cash and bounced out. Just the same i called that shit when i heard what city they were comin from. And inless they come back and blow my spot up im gonna have to say there :ghey:
fucken white guys man LOL
Im gonna fight it but what are the chances eh........