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boostedf22

dis is why im not
Just more proof that America is full of retards.

Odd News - Police: Texas man trying to cash $360 billion check arrested
Police: Texas man trying to cash $360 billion check arrested

This image taken from video provided Thursday, May 1, 2008 by KXAS-TV in For...

47 minutes ago

FORT WORTH, Texas — Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company.
The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business, authorities said. Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious — perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off, according to investigators.
Fuller, of suburban Crowley, was arrested on a forgery charge, police said. He was released after posting $3,750 bail.
Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business, but bank employees who contacted the account's owner said the woman told them she did not give him permission to take or cash the check, according to police.
In addition to forgery, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.
Officers reported finding less than 2 ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets, police said.
Fuller couldn't be located for comment by The Associated Press on Friday because there were phone listings for him in the Fort Worth area.
Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
 

efhondakid

My name is Byron.
His child support was due and he already spent all his money on dope and a gun what else was he supposed to do?:bonk:
 

get_nick

These snozzberries taste like snozzberries...
VIP
2 ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun

what a gangster. 2 whole ounces and a pop gun.
 

drbelanger73

Beer is good for you.
This is one of the things I love about life. Just when you think you have seen it all you are immediatly proven wrong.

But still, he was from Texas, what more need we say...
 

Hondadude141

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im so embarrassed i live in the city that guy pulled that in.... so dumb
 

SlushboxTeggy

It's only stupid if it doesn't work
VIP
what a gangster. 2 whole ounces and a pop gun.
I've never had 2 ounces at one time. But I'm positive that if I did, I'd never have it on me all at once, or even at the bank for that matter. The only time its on me is when I pick it up or going somewhere to smoke it.
 

BigJ

I'm just about that action Boss.
VIP
Word. 2 ounces is a shit ton of weed to have sitting around for one's own personal use in one's own pocket.

I think that's the max, for that level of misdemeanor. Otherwise, you get intent to deal.
 
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