Patriotic Duty Of Americans

[posol]

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all
North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one
hour is recommended for this national anti-terrorist effort. All men are
requested to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban and they think it's okay to see other women nude
and to show support for their fellow sisters. And since the Taliban also
does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof
of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation. God bless America!

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

HELL YEAH!! i will be out there with a 6 pack of Budweiser and watching the ladies walk around butt assed naked

 

[chevy302dz]

I think this should be a daily thing you can never be to patriotic

 

[Havok]

Best idea since VTEC

 

[BigJ]

MMM HMMM! I wonder if it is also a sin to take pictures of your countrie's patriotism like in this sense? I will have to stand on the roof and take pictures with the canon g3.

 

[xj0hnx]

mmmmmmmmm....patriotic women.

 

[TRuggiero_]

Does anybody know the link to that site that is like fake CNN.com? Where you can like make your own news article or something? I got an idea to post about 20 of those all over my school.

 

[Capt. Orygun]

Hey when is national patriotic mudwrestling day??

 

[heterosapian]

theonion.com

 

[SFPracing]

word I wanna be a good patriot by watching

 

[Sweet InStinct]

OHH KAYYYYYY

 

[SixtySecondAssassin]

 

[TRuggiero_]

I'm gonna have to say, please, never post that again. If you want to, start a new thread and title it "Big Fat Naked Man." Cause I think I have to go rinse my eyes out with acetone now.

 

[mdlax1]

p.s. fat naked women need not apply