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Porcelain or Water

  • Porcelain

    Votes: 15 68.2%
  • Water

    Votes: 6 27.3%
  • I use the stall (females or shy guys)

    Votes: 1 4.5%

  • Total voters
    22

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reikoshea

HS Troll...And Mod
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Do you pee in the water or on the porcelain at a urinal?

I was just standing their lettin it flow (on the porcelain) and then this dude stands next to me and makes a shit ton of noise peeing in the water....WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?
 

E_SolSi

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i generally use the sink
sometimes ill use the waste basket
and if im a little drunk ill usually just hose the floor down
 

95b16coupe

Well-Known Member
water, if you pee on the porcelain, it could splash back.

so i'm going to rant, i was going to make a thread about this the other day.

if you are too shy, or your dick is too small to piss in the urinal, lift the fucking toilet seat. don't go into a stall and piss all over the fucking seat. I HATE going in there to shit, then having piss on the seat. I can't wipe it off because I know I am still sitting on your piss residue. There are no kids here, so it's a grown man that can't raise the seat.

Hell, if you can't make it, squat to pee like you have fucking vagina. I hate hate hate pissy seats.

/rant
 

DESPAIN

yep....mmhhm.......yep...
Need option: "girl freind" nothing better than the ol' golden shower.........:rofl:
 

dacheat

..is grounded.
fyi i'm the 1 vote for the stall (so far). ;)

...lift the fucking toilet seat. don't go into a stall and piss all over the fucking seat. I HATE going in there to shit, then having piss on the seat. I can't wipe it off because I know I am still sitting on your piss residue. There are no kids here, so it's a grown man (or woman) that can't raise the seat.

Hell, if you can't make it, squat to pee like you have fucking vagina. I hate hate hate pissy seats.

/rant

i can't agree enough, and need to point out that there are women in the world who apparently squat and still manage to pee all over the seat. they should raise the seat and squat, or just sit the hell down. this isn't a piss ditch in china.

:rant:
 

DESPAIN

yep....mmhhm.......yep...
fyi i'm the 1 vote for the stall (so far). ;)



i can't agree enough, and need to point out that there are women in the world who apparently squat and still manage to pee all over the seat. they should raise the seat and squat, or just sit the hell down. this isn't a piss ditch in china.

:rant:
I LOVE A GIRL THAT STANDS ON HER OWN TWO FEET TO PEE.........:rolleyes:
 

reikoshea

HS Troll...And Mod
Moderator
VIP
water, if you pee on the porcelain, it could splash back.

so i'm going to rant, i was going to make a thread about this the other day.

if you are too shy, or your dick is too small to piss in the urinal, lift the fucking toilet seat. don't go into a stall and piss all over the fucking seat. I HATE going in there to shit, then having piss on the seat. I can't wipe it off because I know I am still sitting on your piss residue. There are no kids here, so it's a grown man that can't raise the seat.

Hell, if you can't make it, squat to pee like you have fucking vagina. I hate hate hate pissy seats.

/rant

ive been a porcelain guy my whole life and never had an issue with splash back. The water splashes back on me so bad at home, that i dont dare go for it at work. It almost makes me want to put in a urinal at home.
 

reckedracing

TTIWWOP
VIP
Porcelain in a urinal. You just gotta find the sweet spot with no splashback risk.

Water in the toilet.

Note to everyone. never put a urinal cake in your pocket of your pants. I've been told it will seep through the cloth and burn the shit out of your leg... long story
 

Briansol

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i usually aim for the border of the water and the procelin.
just low enough to not splash back....
just high enough to not be a waterfall...
 

reckedracing

TTIWWOP
VIP
this is my friends fathers friend
he hangs out in the shop with us and drinks some beers etc
apparently he was all lit up a while ago, bar hopping with friends, went to take a piss and saw a BRAND new urinal cake that was just "installed"
for some unknown reason he had to have it
so he took it out, washed it all off in the sink, dried it with paper towels and put it in his pocket and left with it
and from the time he got it till the time he got home it managed to give him a nasty chemical burn

never did find out what he did with it
we were all confused why someone would want a urinal cake to begin with but thats the story
 

cjvictoria

Active Member
i usually aim for the border of the water and the procelin.
just low enough to not splash back....
just high enough to not be a waterfall...
same here, i fuckin hate going to the restroom to relieve myself, and the coming out feeling like theres fucking piss on my pants.

like dude said previously though, the sweet spot is what you should aim for once you've found it. ;)
 

whiterabbit06

Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?
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ive been a porcelain guy my whole life and never had an issue with splash back. The water splashes back on me so bad at home, that i dont dare go for it at work. It almost makes me want to put in a urinal at home.
I had a friend out in Cali. that built his house with urinals in it.
 
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