fat bastards are automatically excluded from riding bitch even if forced by being the last one. Again, drive has final say.
Amendment XXIII The No Bitch Rule
Ratified: January 21, 1999
This rule states that once Shotgun has been called by one of the passengers, the remaining passengers may call, "No Bitch." Bitch is the middle seat in the back, or the trunk. If a passenger forgets to call "No Bitch," or calls it too late, he/she is forced to ride bitch.