Battle Pope
Well-Known Member
So my girlfriend has this '89 Taurus. It's an absolute PILE. The thing looks and drives like it's been beat on since it rolled off the lot. It's a friggin 3.0 pushrod V6 that puts out about as much power as a hamster on a wheel.
"Well, Battle Pope? What's your point?"
It finally took a shit. I'm so happy to see this car die. It's been nothing but a wretched pile of contempt and shittiness. It was tragically unreliable, it burned oil, and it ate alternators like a sumbiatch.
She got it for $225 from a former friend (I say former because she was a stupid bitch. Mormon + Republican = moved to Utah...err...PolygamousCultLand).
She's going to go look at a Moonvan this weekend.
P.S. I know, who gives a fuck. I'm just ranting dammit.
EDIT: God dammit this is in the wrong forum. I was in the multimedia section and thought it was the Other Vehicles section. I'll get some pics of the moonvan up of she gets it though.
"Well, Battle Pope? What's your point?"
It finally took a shit. I'm so happy to see this car die. It's been nothing but a wretched pile of contempt and shittiness. It was tragically unreliable, it burned oil, and it ate alternators like a sumbiatch.
She got it for $225 from a former friend (I say former because she was a stupid bitch. Mormon + Republican = moved to Utah...err...PolygamousCultLand).
She's going to go look at a Moonvan this weekend.
P.S. I know, who gives a fuck. I'm just ranting dammit.
EDIT: God dammit this is in the wrong forum. I was in the multimedia section and thought it was the Other Vehicles section. I'll get some pics of the moonvan up of she gets it though.