The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses

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SlushboxTeggy

It's only stupid if it doesn't work
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I have to spread it too. Stop being so awesome, haha. But seriously, the Bible is fucked up.
 

Kanned

Beast
Omg, hilarious. +rep

Call these commandments savage if you want, but if you were God, how many nuts would you have to see "crushed" before you overreacted? We're thinking the answer is two."
 

George777

^^ Likes Bewbies
Reading the comments from the people that are getting defensive over his selection of verses is almost as funny as the verses themselves.

Genesis 38:6-9 is another one. To summarize it, it is essentially saying that fapping and "quck draw McGrath" method is displeasing to God and he killed Onan for it.
 

drbelanger73

Beer is good for you.
Ezeikiel 25:17?

How can you leave out the quote from Pulp Fiction?

shame...
 

phyregod

!!YTINASNI
What about the chick's breasts scripture? I'll have to find it. But I'm drunk again. I may forget to all together.
 
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