The gov't job interview

Mr. Johnson went to interview for a Federal job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"
"Yes, I served two tours in Afghanistan."
"Good, that counts in your favour. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"
"I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started."
"If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come ! at 10?"
"Well, this is a government organization. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of you coming in for that."


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That's the truest thing I ever read. When I worked in a USDA lab thats all we did. Sit on our asses, take 2 hrs for morning break, 1.5 hrs for lunch and an hour in the afternoon!!! :D