the turtle man

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Gotta love rednecks.

Teeth knocked out by a chainsaw, hunting turtles, beam aim, successful war cry when he catches one...That's how I would define a redneck.
hhhhhhow does someone get their teeth knocked out by a chainsaw? also, i bet he gets the funk below from swimming in those ponds.
Go turtle man!

Wow.. I suppose there are no gators around there, lol
turtle is actually very tasty. i've had it before.
He sells em. I know a redneck that catches and sells reptiles for a living, and snapping turtles bring him the most profit. They mostly make shit out of their shells, but they also sell the meat.