Todays Lame Joke

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reckedracing

TTIWWOP
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WASHINGTON COUNTY SHERIFF 'S DEPT. Investigation


A Deputy stops at a ranch and talks with the old ranch
owner. He tells the rancher,
'I need to inspect your ranch for
illegal grown drugs.'

The old rancher says,
'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The officer verbally explodes saying,
'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government
with me.'
Pointing to the badge on his chest he proudly says,
'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go
wherever I wish... on any land. No questions asked or
answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you
understand?'

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the
deputy running for his life and close behind is the
rancher's bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the
officer.
The officer is clearly terrified.

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs
to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

'Your badge! Show him your fucking badge!'
 

corvetteguy78

Well-Known Member
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Ok that is definately a good one lol, should be changed to FBI though since Deputy's don't have the power of the federal government
 
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