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E_SolSi

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lol

i have dish network
im not overly impressed
i have 180 channels of NOTHING

i have like 12 home shopping channels
2 channels of 24hr horse racing
5 nickelodeons
6 channels of televangelism
4 different versions of lifetime
the weather channel without any of the "local on the 8's" information
3 channels of game shows
2 golf stations
a reality TV station
a soap opera channel
at least 10 channels that are basicly public access

its a fucking joke
sure theres a lot of channels but 90% of them are fucking worthless
i kinda like having 5 discovery channels and 3 history channels... but that is about the only thing that i have seen as a bonus so far
speed sucks, it might as well be the fucking nascar channel
the 9 HBOs never have shit worth watching on them
the 11 channels in the Showtime unlimited package all suck balls too
ive got all of the regular local network stations but they all suck ass and i never watched them before so i dont really give a fuck about them now either

so now with about 3 times as many channels as i use to have, i still watch the same 5 fucking channels that i watched before, because nothing is on any of the other fucking channels

at least with most digital cable services you can get "on demand"... sure the selection isnt always the best but it gives you a hell of a lot more options
you can pick from about 300 different movies (updated all the time)
you can watch entire seasons of shows like the sopranos
you can watch all of the rally races that they played on speed when you were sleeping
and you can start them and stop them whenever you want

digital cable > satelite TV

i just wish i didnt have such a shitty cable company... i cant wait for comcast to buy out my area
 
24-hour free porn

lol

isn't cable porn illegal in canada or some bullshit?

i remember they used to burn/alter the dish cards to get all the channels for free, also illegal but thats besides the point...

so i heard that canada was trying to crack down on the burned satelite cards cause the porn was illegal or some nonsense...

any truth to this?

my cable bill is a little under 13 bucks a month for basic BASIC cable...
i watch discoveyr channel, and family guy on fox...
 
Originally posted by reckedracing@Aug 23 2005, 01:41 PM
24-hour free porn 

lol

isn't cable porn illegal in canada or some bullshit?

i remember they used to burn/alter the dish cards to get all the channels for free, also illegal but thats besides the point...

so i heard that canada was trying to crack down on the burned satelite cards cause the porn was illegal or some nonsense...

any truth to this?

my cable bill is a little under 13 bucks a month for basic BASIC cable...
i watch discoveyr channel, and family guy on fox...
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Nah, not much truth to that at all. They've gone to a second generation card now because the first gen cards were getting zapped too often. The new card is alot harder to trace and put out of service, but the problem is that most receivers that read the first gen cards dont read second gen. Alot of pissedoffpeople.

Porn isn't illegal here at all. We see boobies on prime time sometimes, and TMN (the movie network) has hardcore porn every saturday night after midnight. The only thing you dont get to see is finishing moves...but everything else...penetration ect...

But christ, thats one night a week for a few hours. Not hardly enough for a guy in his mid twenties....I need selection! And the g/f likes it just as much as me so thats two libidos to cater to.

I need Dish. I need at least 4 channels of 24-hour porn. :p
 

E_SolSi

Moderator
VIP
Originally posted by adnoh@Aug 23 2005, 02:35 PM
Dish>Digital Cable x10000

Why?


24-hour free porn :lol:
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the internet > any TV porn

there are so many places and ways to get free hardcore porn on the internet
fuck that softcore TV bullshit
 
But christ, thats one night a week for a few hours. Not hardly enough for a guy in his mid twenties....I need selection! And the g/f likes it just as much as me so thats two libidos to cater to.


lol, gf likes porn?? NICEEEEEE!!!
selection, lmao...

and i knew they switched to a second gen card...
has it been cracked yet?
 

posol

Staff member
werd. the internet was built on al gore's porn cravings. :p


all this $100 a month cable shit is BS... like E said- there's nothing on it anyway.

I have basic cable... i get the boradcast chanels in better quality, plus tbs, discovery, wb, comedy central, travel channel, and a couple other random thigns like food network, cspan, etc... maybe 20 channels total.

the only channels i WISH i had were USA, TLC, and TNT.

but for $15 a month, its not worth going any more to get those channels.

basic cable + dvd buying + internet = happy B.
 
the only channel i don't get, and really wish i did was comedy central...
i have to go up to 50 bucks a month to get "basic" with mtv and comedy central and that sort of shit..

HOFNAR = unhappy B, lol
 
I have cable at my house.. It was on when I moved in as a renter. I lived there for 3 years. Then I bought the place. Owned it for 2 years now and the cable is still on.. Never paid a dime for it.

Channels I like?
Discovery. Mythbusters, Monster garage... Anything on discovery, actually.
Spike TV.. MXC is teh roxors.. Most anything on Spike.. CSI Vegas, Top Gear..
Hallmark... M*A*S*H from 10pm to 12pm every weeknight.

Channels I wish I had?
MTV/MTV2
Commedy Central.
Speed Channel (although the above nascar channel remark may change my mind on that one)

But, untill they figure out that i've been getting free cable and cut me off.. I'm sticking to it. Dish can wait.
 
Originally posted by reckedracing@Aug 23 2005, 02:07 PM
But christ, thats one night a week for a few hours. Not hardly enough for a guy in his mid twenties....I need selection! And the g/f likes it just as much as me so thats two libidos to cater to.


lol, gf likes porn?? NICEEEEEE!!!
selection, lmao...

and i knew they switched to a second gen card...
has it been cracked yet?
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ya, the g/f likes the pRoN :) . Women are suckers for girl-on-girl porn considering every girl in the universe is a closet-dyke. My girl is no exception.


Ya, the G2 card has been cracked. It's basically the same shit as the first gen card when it first came out. You just run an emulator from your PC and upgrade the card as needed. The G2 card just gets zapped alot less. I have friends that have never had to reprogram once since it came out.
 
i have the frills cable. 800+ but i never watch it. cartoon network at night(adult swim needs it own channel) and im at work and out the rest of the time.
basic cable + dvd buying + internet = happy B
yes but no
basic cable + block buster card + dvd burner + internut + dvd burner =happily satified
 
"We're serious. This isn't a joke," Cicero said. "If an entire town changed its name to DISH, you can't buy that publicity."


you cant buy it? im curious if this dude had a lapse in his thinking or is really just a dumbass.
 

E_SolSi

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VIP
Originally posted by sLuShBoXtEgGy@Aug 24 2005, 12:30 PM
"We're serious. This isn't a joke," Cicero said. "If an entire town changed its name to DISH, you can't buy that publicity."


you cant buy it? im curious if this dude had a lapse in his thinking or is really just a dumbass.
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lol :werd:

hello?!?!?! you ARE buying it!!! dumbass!!!! :slap:
 
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